Ramadan Mubarak!

Kung Hei Fat Choi!

Laissez bon temps rouler!

Hodesh Adar tov!

Y'ALL

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100% said this and feel free to quote me on it. Also @jackiekashian.bsky.social is a fantastic comedian and you should see her when she comes to your town.

US Army Tells Soldiers to Go to German Food Bank, Then Deletes It The initial 'Shutdown Guidance' for the US Army Garrison Bavaria included instructions to go to German food banks.

NEW: The US Army website for its bases in Bavaria, Germany told its soldiers and employees that it might need to obtain free food from the German government during the US government shutdown.

The Army later altered publication to remove a list of food banks, but we have the original text here:

Inside the Trump family’s global crypto cash machine The U.S. president’s family raked in more than $800 million from sales of crypto assets in the first half of 2025 alone, a Reuters examination found, on top of potentially billions more in unrealized “on paper” gains. Much of that cash came from foreign sources as Donald Trump's sons touted their business on an international investor roadshow.

NEW @reuters.com investigation: The Trump family’s crypto income is now approaching $1 billion, with more than $11 billion in unrealized gains ⬇️
www.reuters.com/investigatio... $WLFI

Kharkiv tonight. People chanting “Putin Khuylo”, which essentially means Putin go f yourself

Conservatives didn’t just have some anti-war change of heart. The one country that really needs Iranian oil is Russia and they are clearly calling in their MAGA markers to try and keep it that way.

Veritas.

So this is what 50 looks like. What a strange trip it’s been.

It is that bitey type of cold today. Probably why it’s 8:30 and my brain is like bedddd.

What a fucking day.

The Sanewashing of RFK Jr. Let’s call a crank a crank.

"RFK Jr. believes that Fauci and Gates are members of a 'vaccine cartel' trying to kill patients... He argues that this cartel secretly funded doctors to produce fraudulent studies showing that the drugs were ineffective against COVID—and that it did so in order to orchestrate global lockdowns"

Trying to clear up the handle issue. Weird.

What a couple of weeks it has been eh? Glad to see things picking up over here. Even I decided to pop back over.

Well. Bye.

AIEEEEEEE

Nothing will wake me up faster at 6am on a Saturday than the sound of a hairball being disgorged somewhere in the house. Even if it’s not my cat, or my house.