Was it the Chipotle or the six beers? That's what I need the doctor to find out.

A typewritten note that reads the mets have to play baseball today With a sad face emoticon

This needs to be explained at length across a dozen novels about Lura Thok.

Deadlocking with yourself.

I was starting to worry myself. I guess tagging you in dumb posts is not the same as checking it, but I am glad you're OK and wish you well on your health journey. I am on a bit of one myself which is more detail than can fit here.

Running legacy code through Claude is like "lol, this shit actually works? your company makes money?"

My ancestors were Irish hill people who came to Pennsylvania for mining and logging jobs and being left alone.

yay lisa simpson is going to coventry

When the school in Ewing New Jersey would call or anyone with a New York accent, they would say, "please hold," and transfer the call to me. All New Yorkers were handled by me, with efficiency and grace.

There are isolated pockets of America where people still sound like whatever isolated pocket of England they came from. This sounds like crazy hill people to me.

The first time I explained something at my first job and used the word "pause" my boss repeated it back to me as "paws" and I was mfer I do not sound like that.

Is DURG a northern way of saying DAWG? Which is something I stopped saying when I left New York because people laughed at me.

Munched upon a taco crispy, wondering just what it's missing,
Tried many a quaint and curious salsa, no forgotten bowl.
Chewed some more, still kvetching, when suddenly there came a pecking,
As of someone gently checking, like a waiter on patrol.

I always made a big deal of “hey look at this here it shows me the code over here so I can run my bullshit thousands of times!”

Finally das buch fűr mich

My brother and I firmly believed the mac & cheese tasted better with this one particular spoon and we would argue over who got to use it.

Your tines are too close together. Get a special bucatini fork.

Wait, more than 9 innings because all the damn extra inning games. I think I found the problem. No run production.

They have scored 72 runs total as a team across all 9 innings!

He would just run his hand across all the doorbells, but in the musical, I think he would probably have a full musical number and a dance routine in the street.

My mother used to tell a story about an itinerant notions salesman named Izzy who kept all the women making clothing or piecework in their apartments supplied.

I am getting solicitations for fastener production in China specifically addressed to me. Being asked to submit my CAD drawings, so they can steal my design? The first rule of Fastener Production Club is you don't send your CAD drawings.

Amazon is behind on jobs promised for funding to build Virginia headquarters The company expected to be nearly halfway to its goal of 25,000 new jobs in the area by 2038. It has created a little more than 7,000.

Today's gift link about local sewage: wapo.st/3QOsNdS

In the 1950s my dad was a Pirates fan my grandfather was a Giants fan. My mother was deluded and rooting for the Yankees. That is not an option.

How much ketracel white do I get per rotation?

A geocaching type hunt called "Mysterious Obelisk". Find the Mysterious Obelisk, and find the cache! But one mistake, and you've lost more than your way.

was he visibly glitching?