We're about to find out!

We've been waiting for this project for over a year.

All merch is on The Onion Store: store.theonion.com?srsltid=AfmB...

Story: www.cnn.com/2026/04/20/m...

one of my favorite parts of the onion infowars saga is how Alex Jones lost his fucking mind when they first bought it,,,,, partly because he didn't know or understand what the onion was

InfoWars Let me tell you a story. When I was a child, I suffered from night terrors. It was always the same dream: I could hear my family and neighbors wailing…

Some timeline stuff:
— We expect to get InfoWars.com after the judge clears it in a couple of weeks.
— We'll build a world of characters on the site and across social media. Tim Heidecker is in charge, and we have grand designs.
— Visit theonion.info, buy a subscription, help us dominate the world.

Once again "the death of the West" meant "the death of my secret bank account."

AI job scams are booming – and I was fooled by one. Here is how to avoid them Fraudsters are using the promise of fake roles to trick job-seekers out of money, personal information or both, and with the help of AI they are more convincing than ever. But there are ways to spot t...

Head-hunter scams on the increase - I’ve received several in the last few months.

www.theguardian.com/money/2026/a...

Absolutely love there's a Lime-look-alike out there that didnt transition and is stacked. LOL!!! she is perfect!!!!!!

Every time I read a piece about somebody with an “ai-assisted editing process” I feel like I’m watching someone trying to intellectualize a deliberate choice not to think or concentrate

HAPPY MODNAY!! Well, at least it still is where I am. Have a NEW TRAILER for a NEW SUSAN TAXPAYER DEMO!!!
#SusanTaxpayer

peachy and pepper in the rain

raining bats and dogs

(commission for fruitydog)

P1: “Thanks for letting me share your edibles” - Hey you’re always welcome to join for ANIMAL TIME” P2: “Whoa I’m starting to feel it” P3: “why do you call it animal time anyw-“ P4: a rat and a lioness sit on the couch”

“Animal Time”

#furryart #tfsky

ju st had a quic k lil ur ge ok good bY E-
#messydraws

The most bad-ass rebuttal from Tite Kubo, the author of Bleach.

How everyone feels only finding out about Moon Child 19 years later

bsky:

Drawing of an angry muscular capybara in a hardhat and a reflective vest. His vest covers nothing so his big fat slutty boobs are out for the world to see. Next to him is the original sprite I based it on

Been playing a game called Pipistrello and the Cursed Yoyo for the past few days.

One kind of enemy in this game is a big titty construction worker capybara guy, and I like him, so here's a doodle of a big titty construction worker capybara guy. :D

#GorpArt

I know this is such a nothing millennial brained doggo opinion to have on a cast of interesting characters but. I think Dustin is my fav scarlet hollow character

Feels kinda silly to say that rich people from the center to left of things politically can’t build a successful media environment when the onion is doing it basically using donations from semi-employed forum goblins

The Mortal Thor Vol. 1: No Gods, No Masters Cover by Alex Ross

Meet Sigurd Jarlson, the man with a hammer.

THE MORTAL THOR continues the God of Thunder's saga in this series from
@al-ewing.bsky.social and Pasqual Ferry. Make sure to pick up the explosive first collection No Gods, No Masters, containing issues #1-6, at your comic shop TODAY!

Moon Child on the "Have You Seen Him" poster

My Bluesky timeline this past week

sketch comm 🐐
for @sheepishvampire.bsky.social
thank you :3

Ralsei is standing in a library, holding a book.

ralsapril day 20: academia
[ drawing streak: 408 || full ralsei archive: bit.ly/dailyralsei || #deltarune #ralsei #ralsapril #ralsapril2026 ]

The currently escalating tech backlash must be put in the context of:

“people have been listening to the most insufferable techbros in the world gleefully threaten everyone else with mass unemployment for over 6 years, and they’re sick of their shit”

A knife with LIVE MÁS on the handle

The knife with the blade extended, with OR DIE TRYING on the blade and a Taco Bell logo on the handle

>:]

still looking for level design work!

I can work in Unreal, Unity, and probably whatever in-house engine you'll throw at me. I have worked on DLC for Sniper Elite 5, various community mod projects, and custom maps for TF2 and Half-Life 2.

portfolio ➡️ iibo.games

Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

ai has a “pr crisis” because we’re being told that it will replace everyones jobs and the plan from there appears to be to have to deal with not having a job or money. no one believes that the tech billionaires will bestow UBI or anything at all onto the “permanent underclass”

Soaring Gas Prices Forcing More Americans To Drink Less Gas

my biggest pet peeve around LLMs is when people (usually those invested in its success) call it “intelligent”. it definitionally, how it functions on a base level, is not intelligent. the way LLMs are built, it can never hit real intelligence. it’s just predictive