Nicole waiting for my death rattle:

“But there has to be a path to redemption for people like Louis CK..”

Let me stop you right there: no there doesn’t. You made that up.

Instead of a song being stuck in my head, today what's stuck in my head is the "fuck ya life. bing-bong!" pigeon video.

I got banned from twitter in 2023 for this drawing. They called it "violent speech". It had over 40K likes and too many comments for me to read before my ban, but I still see it floating around here and there. Save a copy, and use it freely. No attribution needed. Love u

#transdayofvisibility #tdov

a shirt that just says "pasta." Italian restaurant type font

"very tasty clothes" with a fork with spaghetti wrapped around it

check out this vintage shirt I bought

Once again furious that the Zionists so relentlessly redefined "antisemitism" to mean "criticism of Israel," leaving us without any defenses against real, existing antisemitism now that it is ascendant

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

"Peace in the Middle East No more forever war" Lionel Hutz edits it to say "Peace in the Middle East? No, more forever war!"

“Gender-critical feminism”—a movement built around trying to get a children’s author to like your tweets

Toxic Masculinity Brought To Jigsaw Puzzle

Toxic Masculinity Brought To Jigsaw Puzzle

This should make your blood boil.

But coming from a small country town, it is not at all surprising.

illustrations of a cat using various computers in different positions (open book with front paws, while a back paw uses the keyboard, angry and point to the right, happy and holding up two fingers in what looks like a peace sign, concentrating with both hands on the keyboard, etc.

illustration, oh!x, magazine (1990) archive.org/details/OhX1...

first they came for Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, and I said nothing, but i did laugh quite a lot

Hollywood is COOKED

I made this $50,000,000 movie for free using AI

Scientists should invent a Good Day clock that counts down to everything being fine

A shirt design that says "you may go to hell, i will go to geocities.com/coolhorsepics" there are multiple computer windows open with various drawings of horses on them, with captions saying "there is no suffering here. All free. All beautiful. Running through the open fields." At the bottom it says "a world without pain, a world of horse."

i designed a t-shirt to let people know about my dream of a beautiful perfect world of horse
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historically accurate☑️

magical

It’s too late, I have already portrayed myself as Chortling Bernie and you as Seething Eric Adams

Happy Public Domain Day, gang! Nancy Drew, The Shadow, Japanese superhero Golden Bat, and Betty Boop (dog version) have all just had their copyrights expire.

Go nuts!

painting on canvas of a bald man in a yellow shirt throwing a pinecone at ET's head. a group of people also wielding pinecones are gathered behind him, becoming more shadowy and inhuman the further back they are. the sky is a sickly yellow colour, taking place at an unclear time of day

painting of ET getting pelted with pinecones i did a few years ago

if you ontologically exclude yourself from the possibility of being wrong, you will enable yourself by flipping changing your vibes-based morality every time someone makes you feel bad

you will align with anyone who reminds you of yourself

I know they're damned if they do and damned if they don't but the political posturing at Bondi is making me nauseous. Hanson, who's done more to stoke the hatred and division which has led us here than anyone, knows nothing more than slogans, stunts and stupidity. What an awful, awful person.

Erika Kirk looks like she is constantly watching her kids' black friends use their pool

They are all SO well-constructed: the melody, verse/chorus relationship, everything. Usually satirical songs have at least SOME sort of “tell” that they’re not QUITE a “real” song. These have ZERO whiff of that. And I learned tonight reading the credits that Reiner was actually a co-writer on them.

in the pit

This entire weekend