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Posts by Dream Doggie

A picture of me leaning against my front door holding it closed against the hundreds of guys who have fallen to the power of my pheromones. 

There's a sticker of a bat with a cigarette over my butt with the text "Smokin' crack" next to it.

A picture of me leaning against my front door holding it closed against the hundreds of guys who have fallen to the power of my pheromones. There's a sticker of a bat with a cigarette over my butt with the text "Smokin' crack" next to it.

Damn my milkshake!
All boys are trying to get inside!

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Showing my butt in a silly pose wearing a comfy hoodie.

Showing my butt in a silly pose wearing a comfy hoodie.

Rear view of my rear. Open for business.

Rear view of my rear. Open for business.

Happy Hump Day

Anybody want to celebrate it with me?

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Here they come.

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Is there a test they have to pass to prove how little they know about the real world?

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Been there,
Done that,

It's my turn now

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What absolute King/Queen/ (I don't know what non-binary royalty moniker to use) did this

IN TEXAS????

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That's more like it πŸ˜‚

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Tucker Carlson apologizes for 'misleading' people on Trump: 'We're implicated in this for sure' The former Fox News host, once a prominent supporter of the president, has been vocally opposed to how the president has handled Iran.

Tucker Carlson apologizes for 'misleading' people on Trump: 'We're implicated in this for sure'

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SAVE Act Fails, Millions of Voters Retain Their Right to Vote for Now MONTGOMERY, Ala. – The Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC) applaudsΒ the U.S. Senate’s rejection of the Safeguard American Voter Eligibility (SAVE) America Act, a sweeping anti-voter legislation pushed ...

tRump's SAVE Actβ€”pushed hard by his adminβ€”just died in the Senate again. It would've stripped millions of eligible voters (especially women, people of color, and low-income folks) of their rights with impossible document demands. Even MAGA can't kill democracy this easily.
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Best way ever to be woken up πŸ₯΅

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Just to be clear. Not a commercial, just found something that actually works and wanted to share.

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2Toms Sport Shield

2Toms Sport Shield

The #1 thing that gets me out of my cage is chaffing which drives me crazy. Wearing a cage shouldn't be a torture session.

So I've tried a bunch of things, I carry a mini Vaseline thing in my bag. But I found this 2Toms Sport Shield and so far its worked perfectly.

#chastityclub #chastitytips

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A tiny kernel of happiness 😊

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Good lord, either that bottom has a tiny head or Godzilla has returned πŸ₯΅πŸ˜²

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No one should be in prison for weed.

No one should be in prison for weed.

Happy 4/20!!

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Really fun. I had low hopes when it started. I really wish there had been different foes, I really don't care for them. Once it gets going though, wow.

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Holding a glass dildo over purple sheets. Lube covering slightly over 3/4 of the length.

Holding a glass dildo over purple sheets. Lube covering slightly over 3/4 of the length.

Was playing with this glass dildo and passed out, I was soooo tired. It was still in me and felt really good, I recommend Boy Butter lube.

Anyway, I don't have a measuring device in my bedroom but I estimate 7" kept me company for a couple hours.

#dildo

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πŸ₯΅

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I think I would need to closely inspect them, while being worn of course .. how would we know if the holes line up properly otherwise

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πŸ‘

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a close up of a person flying through the air with a flash behind them . Alt: a close up of a person flying through the air with a flash behind them .

You know I would 🀣🀣😈😈😈

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Post a pic of yourself, wrong answers only:

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Moon aesthetic πŸŒ•πŸ§‘

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#Caturday

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Breathtaking Auroras spotted over Alaska 🌌

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So fast πŸ’¨

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We have two bathrooms.

One is my husband's and the other is mine.

Today, I banned my husband from my bathroom because he didn't put the toilet seat back down.

Clearly, he is a feral animal.

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