Don’t get me wrong. I would LOVE to take Nick Fuentes’ money.

Is that illegal? Serious question.

🦇 💩 🤪

Can we get someone to explain to MarkWayneJimBob why he’s wrong, in a 2nd grade reading level?

A lifelong….but people 18+…why don’t you just…

What fucking dumbass came up with this idea?

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I own a TV. I don’t hate piker. I just don’t care what he, or you, has to say?

No! It’s not! He’s a Flavor of the Month. Stop it!

First of all, throw every “influencer” into a volcano.

Second, Gavin Newsom is not “progressive” by any definition.

Third, stop telling me to know or care about this piker. And I mean that the way I capitalized it.

Send him out for donuts.

I mean, this is looking like a better retirement plan than my actual 401k and mutual funds.

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I’ll say it again. Chris Cillizza is Caesar Flickerman

Happy to announce that conservatives are getting the WHPD (White House Propagandists Dinner).

“Honey, the neighbors are…”

“Yes. That’s why we put up the giant fence, so we wouldn’t have to see what our insane neighbors are doing.”

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I love my wife. I woke up with this in my head, and I think it’s important to enjoy the songs you associate with your partner.
Things are hard out there. Be good to each other.

No take-backs!

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Alex Jones is taking it all really well 🙃

Incremental centrism is what got us here.

LOL no, holy shit that’s a dumb idea.

It’s Brian Stelter. Did you really expect otherwise?

I know the To-Do list in front of the next Congress is going to be loooooong, but I would say dragging Jared in to answer a few several many questions under oath should be near the top.

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“Other options”

He’s probably not wrong. Which is why every AI CEO needs to be thrown into a volcano.🌋

He’s probably not wrong. Which is why every AI CEO needs to be thrown into a volcano.

She’s not a historian. GTFOH.

Thank god I have a beard then.

Boy, just can’t satisfy some people.

Trump has no comic timing. He’s simply not funny. He’s cringe. But God I would pay a LOT of money to see Don Rickles do a set on Donald Trump.

If, by “welcomed,” you mean “catered to their every whim and preference, even if those are directly opposed to your plan for economic and racial justice.”

Has Beth Howard ever met these people?

Can we not get into the habit of calling them philosophers? They’re just self-important, verbose assholes. Not necessarily the same thing.

“Let’s not bicker and argue over who raped who…”