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Don't think I'd fit bestie 😔

After today that statement will be true 😭😂

Legs crossed too please 😂

Just finished an internal interview, send good vibes besties. 🐻🤞

Apparently 7-9 🤞😭

Last chance to use the bath 🛀 Getting the bathroom torn apart, and renovated tomorrow. It will be a stinky few days until it's done. 🐻

I remember the good ol' days of "is it real or is it cake". 🫣

Idk gramps, you tell me. 🫢

I must be hitting my gay midlife crisis, I am starting to listen to Kylie Minogue, and enjoying it. What's next do I bleach my hair? 🫣

Seeing that discourse on Instagram with the AI bear account is so dystopian to me. Imagine when it gets to the stage where people start assuming you are AI. 😳

*Turns on sleep tutorials*

Hello, I am in India and not under the water. Please don't save me 🐻 🫧

Hangry, waiting for my lunch break. 😒

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The weight of the pop industry be weighing those girlies down. 🤷

Haven't gotten a chance to listen to Lily Allen's new album right through, but Pussy Palace is actually so catchy. 👌

You know it's a good day when Poppy releases a new song, and it's gonna be a bank holiday this weekend. 🫦

Well for some 💅

Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to 👀🎵

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Stink Winky needed a beard trim, and a shower. 🐻

Jeez nowadays people want more plugs than a sex shop. 🤭

On the night shift today, send help. 🥱

I'm always shook when I see the price of Nintendo games. 🫡

All aboard the struggle bus, only 4 more days until the weekend. 🫡

Mondays 😮‍💨😴

Back in my day we called DnB 🧓🏼😂