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Cheers To The Governor!!! A short comedy film about grief, sanity, queer love, and drinking.

drunkenly stumbling back into heaven to announce: i am making another movie, and you can even give me money to make it if that's the sort of thing you're inclined to do:

yeah but that terminal opening got me two days of work so who can really say if it was bad or not

i'm thinking i do some sort of anti-cat origin thing. like, maybe like, puppygi- [a single bullet tears through my non-cunty eye]

got absolutely wrecked by one of the shelter cats who, among other things, clawed at the corner of my eye. the good news is that the bruise looks cunty as hell

got to drive this enormous dumbass today who kept tangling herself up in her leash

Post a banger that isn't in English:

this skeet brought you by Listening To Black Hole Baby By Superorganism 20 Times In A Single Day So Far

they should make a rider for spotify wrapped where if you reeeeeally like a song or two that only came across in decemeber you can retroactively drop it in there

There's a House on the side of the Highway. You've been walking along this road for days so you have to take this chance. The door is unlocked.

You look for a light. The switches are broken. But there's a candle and a box of matches ona nearby table as if they were waiting for you.

The house is mostly empty. It is also dustless, like it has been cleaned recently. You go from room to room. Nothing.

You go up the stairs. There are three doors in the hallway. You go to the one on your left. There's a chair in the center of the room.

Taking a brief sabbatical from comics and podcasts until December 8. In the meantime, here's a comic series from my Patreon. "House on the Highway"

People say James Joyce is better than Street Fighter 2 Turbo but I’ve sure as shit never seen that Irishman throw a Hadouken

apparently the log cabin republicans have been in turmoil for the last 8 years over whether they should endorse trump, but finally, we have a solution:

i went to Mourning Your Death Island and nobody was there

just announced to my entire workplace that kissinger died and nobody knew who he was

Friendly Giraffe DECAPITATED by 11 Foot 8 Inch Bridge

i'm sure this has already been said elsewhere but reading this with the alt text has been really great, what you've been writing has added a lot to the work as a whole

a picture of the thing i described in the tweet

hometown update: the local diner has apparently started making their own hot sauce, and bottling it in those mini barefoot bottles you get on the airplane

set up the nativity scene for the year

banner day for this specific dril tweet

they are BLASTING the austin powers theme song in this casino parking garage

starting to get really funny when trailers drop for stuff i worked on. i literally didn't even know the new marvel thing was about future vision or whatever, i just knew it as that movie where the stunt guys fucked up the same ambulance shot in like 3 different ways over a single week

a cat named timothy stands proud against the bright sunlight

a beautiful one-eyed fella today, Timothy:

thor (big cat)

loki (slightly smaller, but still quite large cat)

i forgot to post this like a week ago when it happened but i did get to ferry two enormous boys, thor and loki, each clocking in at ~15 pounds

i think the only real solution to this issue is to develop a second Menswear Guy who specializes in cowboy attire

im so sorry folks but this is a lot of text and i am just marginally too drunk to type it out

tfw it's either gonna slap or be the worst shit you've ever read

"Charcoal producers or sellers in South Africa talk to me. I want to buy 32 tons of pure charcoal."

i joined a fb group tn called Charcoal Buyers and Sellers Club, and i cant say im disappointed

my limb damage indicators all flashing red as i get more and more stuck in a blackberry bush

3 cats, all of whom appear to have recently been struck by the light of god

cat taxi thread revival: today's update is that one of the fosters had 3 kittens sharing a carrier (which i wasn't told about) resulting in this surprise revelation