i’m having a hell of a time finding novels that feature older queer men. it’s all just high school boys or college students. anyone have any recs?

it’s like buying plants and the tag says “water with distilled water only” girl you can have tap water and be happy about it let’s be serious here

was reading the care instructions for this yarn i’m crocheting with and listen. if the item i made can’t survive the washing machine, it wasn’t destined to live in my house

it’s actually morally correct to kiss your friends on the lips a little bit. it’s just good friendship

a man is smiling and saying we will watch your career with great interest . ALT: a man is smiling and saying we will watch your career with great interest .

Big Reusable Cup meanwhile

i lost a follower for this lmao, for whom was this the last straw

doctor was not wrong bc with my tits bound i do resemble a dry sponge

went to the gender doctor to get manlier but instead i was diagnosed with You Need to Drink More Water Dumbass

“i just wish the story was darker, it was too lighthearted” gestures broadly at the grotesque body horror literally everywhere

i will never stop defending veilguard from chuds on reddit. i will die on the hill that veilguard hate is so overblown. the incels will never take this from me

an accessibility tool that you have to pay to use is NOT accessible

idk who needs to hear this but costco has a 5lb shepard’s pie for $20

a shepard’s pie is something that can actually be so personal

The center is expected to have around six tenants, four of which will occupy a 7,000-square-foot, multi-tenant retail space. An additional 2,400-3,300-square-foot drive-through quick-service restaurant and a 4,700-square-foot marketplace for motorists are also planned. “We’re just going for a local neighborhood commercial center with some multi-tenant use with another QSR [quick service restaurant] with a drive-through and an urban market with fuel, diesel and EV charging,” Virk said.

nobody wants another place to shop bro we don’t have anywhere to LIVE

ahem. I DON’T WANT ANOTHER FUCKING STRIP MALL, I WANT YOU TO BUILD AFFORDABLE HOUSING!!!!!!!

i love the ‘for you’ feed because i always get a sudden influx of the most random stuff when one of you comes online and starts liking things 😂 who up browsing wow memes

they stole an hour from women

I didn’t come here to talk to bugs

- Commander Shepard, 2183 CE

the lack of algorithm is kind of nice but i absolutely get less interaction here than any other social media platform and it makes this place feel a bit lonely

does lactaid work for me? no. will i keep choosing full-dairy ice cream despite all the available alternatives? of course. will i regret it? every time. will i stop? also no.

there’s nothing a lactose intolerant person loves more than eating ice cream when they’re not supposed to

idk who needs to hear this but mayonnaise and lime juice make a passable sour cream substitute for the lactose intolerant

legato bluesummers from trigun stargaze collapsed on the ground and riddled with bullets, bleeding heavily. white text on the image reads, "can my uterus not cramp i have he/him pronouns in my bio"

on all levels including physical this is me

i just got used to standard time again 😭

all-timer sports graphic dropped

if i just don’t open the news, everything is normal and fine

it may be 80° in my house because my AC is broken but it’s SPRING my dudes seasonal depression can’t touch me because it’s warm and sunny and it smells like grass outside

my oncologist has determined that since i have had no evidence of disease for five years, i am officially cured of lymphoma

the problem with hanging out with other english majors is that they always want to know what your favorite book is, and i don’t know how to tell them that all the best pieces of literature i’ve ever read were feverishly and homosexually posted on ao3 through a haze of caffeine and tears

now it’s 2am and i have to drive in four hours but i’m really hungry. surely it’s reasonable to make dinner now 😂