Child: I know your name. Mamdani.

Obama: What’s his first name?

Child: Mayor.

Trump fucked up his war so bad he’s trying to change the subject back to Epstein.

Michelle Obama: Kids eat healthy and exercise

Dr. Jill Biden: Women and girls stay in school, get an education.

Melania Trump: I never had a relationship with child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein.

Netflix Orders Limited Series ‘The Corrections’ Starring Meryl Streep Netflix has picked up the limited series "The Corrections" starring Meryl Streep, Variety has confirmed.

@guylodge.bsky.social did you see this? variety.com/2026/tv/news...

everyone knows this is the funniest tweet

kind of amazing that everything trump does can be understood through the lens of narcissism and it's related needs (e.g., self aggrandizement, revenge, domination, grievance validation). i don't think any character has been so one-dimensional, not even wile e coyote or scrooge mcduck

Ideally the President of the United States and the stupidest person on the planet should be two different people…

On the plus side, Kristi Noem just got more free time to finally catch those Dalmatians

U.S. men's hockey with Curt-Schilling-in-Boston levels of good will squandering. A 25-mile lead in the good will marathon and they tripped on their dicks right at the finish line.

Trump Invites Caucasian Half Of Alysa Liu To Visit White House

Trump Invites Caucasian Half Of Alysa Liu To Visit White House

Imagine winning an Olympic gold medal in men's hockey and then *immediately* destroying every bit of that coolness by partying with a graspy little dork like Kash Patel.

Congrats to BART rider and Oakland legend Alysa Liu on winning a gold medal at the Olympics and making the Bay Area proud!

I hate Trump and his minions, but not as much as I hate all of his colleagues in the Republican Party, who continue to watch Trump's ongoing destruction of the country while doing nothing to stop it. A handful of defectors could end all of this tomorrow.

Alysa Liu: "THAT'S WHAT I'M FUCKING TALKING ABOUT" 🗣️

Dr. Manhattan sits alone on a vast empty pink Martian plain

It is 1996. The American president was born in 1946.

It is 2006. The American president was born in 1946.

It is 2016. The American president was born in 1946.

It is 2026. The American president was born in 1946.

Neither Trump nor the GOP in congress have this power, & the only way they do this is if we decline to stand up for our rights. He's had a string of electoral defeats & rightfully fears the midterms. His outbursts are real threats, but they come from weakness. Tough shit, he's going down. No Kings.

He’s a sad, pathetic, petty, cowardly, little man. These four years of his were ALWAYS going to be about revenge & retribution. That was always going to be the case.

The entire nation is being terrorized by the petty grievances of an addled old man and his dipshit lackeys

I’m ok. I’m a survivor so this small agitator isn’t going to intimidate me from doing my work.

I don’t let bullies win.

Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.

I’ve never been prouder to be a Minnesotan.

Off topic, but your Mike Nichols book really reinspired me as a filmmaker. Thank you.

The face of a very evil man who knows he is going to Hell. And likely very soon.

If you’re a grown ass man in full tactical gear asking a child to show you ID or proof of citizenship you failed at life. Utterly & completely failed. Loser.

“We must learn that passively to accept an unjust system is to cooperate with that system, and thereby to become a participant in its evil.” -- Martin Luther King Jr.

If you work for ice please understand that your kids will laugh at a character based on you dying in an action movie before the end of the decade. They’ll be in movies for really little kids. Like Phineas and Ferb shit. There will be an action figure of you with a detachable head

The classy move would have been to give Machado the FIFA Peace Prize in return.

Make it viral.