Easiest vote ever 😂

Two away games 🛣️
Two goals ⚽️

Our no. 10 loves an away day 💛

people posting clips of trump “looking sad” at the turnout to his parade, as if he has any idea where or who he is

💙

If shops were fined for selling sugar free drinks at the same price as the fat equivalent, you'd see a massive decline. Can't see why milkshakes were ever exempt.

100% YES. Can still drink at football grounds, those in hospitality boxes get away with drinking during the game so all the current ban encourages is binge drinking.

Ban alcohol completely at specific grounds if there's a problem - the mere threat of that loss of income would ensure good behaviour

HC Sean Payton named finalist for 2024 AP Coach of the Year In his second season in Denver, Payton led the Broncos to their first 10-win season and first playoff appearance since 2015.

Congrats to HC Sean Payton on being named a finalist for the AP Coach of the Year award!

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QB Bo Nix named finalist for 2024 AP Offensive Rookie of the Year The 12th-overall pick in the 2024 NFL Draft, Nix led all rookies in completions, passing yards, touchdown passes and total touchdowns during the regular season.

Congrats to QB Bo Nix on being named a finalist for the AP Offensive Rookie of the Year award!

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WE'RE IN.

But we're not done yet.

#EasyToCelebrate

Who can relate?

The very weird “started dating a 23 year old and then decided to coach in college” angle is being under discussed imo

Getting a lot of questions about whether Storm Darragh will effecting my outdoor badminton tournament today. Absolutely not. See you all by the cliffs as usual.

Musk explains his X algorithm

send this to all the Man™️ accounts that don't realize they're upsetting asf

Ricky bigger. Next to Stephen Merchant most of us would look shorter!

Would not announce the amount, but would be honest about a win. Would also give up my job and get back into teaching without any TLRs, and probably only 3 days per week.

It's not just about food, for goodness sake! How about working parents? My partner needs to be at work 30 minutes before our children need to be dropped off, ½mile away. Ideally we'd feed them, she'd drop off at breakfast club. Instead I lose an hour walking and have to start work late.

I mean as other merch. Don't let someone use on a tee, sell them a tee?

Putting it that way, makes perfect sense! You should sell though?

What's the reason not to? Completely up to you, of course. Genuinely intrigued at why not?

Fortune headline: Elon Musk’s AI turns on him, labels him ‘one of the most significant spreaders of misinformation on X.’

Well, at least it got that one right.

Push notifications are the miss @bsky.app get that sorted and😍

AOL got dark. Oh!

If the portrait was capable of feeling, it would have died of shame when you were in office, you hypocritical sack of shit.

Who better to comment on demeaning the office of MP than the person who served her constituents by eating kangaroo bollocks in the jungle.

I have now been in office longer than Liz Truss. Feeling a bit like an underachiever as I haven’t sacked a Chancellor, crashed the economy or doubled everyone’s mortgage.