Is that some sort of cowboy bar where you win a free t-bone steak by riding a mechanical bull?

The Columbine massacre was on this date in 1999. Instead of energizing our country to get gun violence under control, it kicked off a new normal. One of the best explanations ever of journalism's destructive impact on mass shootings came from Roger Ebert in his review of Gus Van Sant’s “Elephant.”

ANCIENT GREEK PRO WRESTLING PROMOTER: ok so you're going to be what's known as a "heel"
ACHILLES: fuck you

Comic of the beetle from the cover of Massive Attack's "Mezzanine" meeting the crab from the cover of The Prodigy's "Fat of the Land".

Hi this joke is for me

Sorry to be overly sincere for a second, but here's why we decided to persevere through all of the bullshit and take over InfoWars.

There's just gotta be a line somewhere.

Thank you @pablo.show for letting me talk so openly about this.

In 1964, Groucho went to East Berlin with a group that included his radio show director Robert Dwan and his 16-year-old daughter Judith Dwan Hallet. They visited the village of Dornum, where his mother Minnie had been born. and discovered that all the Jewish graves there had been obliterated by the Nazis. Groucho hired a car with a chauffeur, and told the driver to take the group to the bunker where Adolf Hitler was said to have committed suicide. Wearing his trademark beret he climbed the debris and then launched himself, unsmiling, into a frenetic Charleston dance routine. The dance on Hitler's supposed grave lasted a couple of minutes. "Nobody applauded," Hallet recalled. "Nobody laughed."

Hey, it's Hitler's birthday.

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

A SKLETEN WHOSE HIGHER THEN A FUCKEN MOUNTAIN HOLDIN A BIG JOINT "ITS 420 TIME TO GO TO THE SPENSARY THAT LOOKS LIKE A THERAPISTS OFFICE AND GIVE A GUY WITH AMUSTACHE 62 BUCK'S " - SAY WHAT U WILL ABOUT TURNING A BUNCH OF PLANT'S INTO A NEW KIND OF STORE WHERE THEY PUT A BUCH OF HEXAGONS ON THE WALL EVERYWHERE FOR NO REASON BUT AT LEAST YOU DONT HAVE TO GO TO "A GUYS HOUSE" AND WATCH JEPARDY WITH HIM , I HATE COPORATIONS BUT I CANT BE WATCHING THIS MUCH JEPARDY - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

HELL YEA - dashare.zone ADMIN

Palantir are about six months away from ordering their employees to leave audio logs scattered around their offices

i've seen some cis women say similar stuff, that knowing a trans woman ended up making them feel more connected with their own feelings on femininity as a result. its kinda nice to know the same is true for guys. its almost like transphobia hurts everyone, not just trans people.

The whole section on mosh pits was great.

God's Natural Creatures™

https://youtu.be/7x6mPnu87DI

Tim Curry in The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Tim Curry in Clue

Tim Curry in The Three Musketeers

Tim Curry in Muppet Treasure Island

Happy 80th birthday to Tim Curry who has always, *always* understood the assignment.

#ggst #guiltygear #potemkin

AGAINST ALL ODDS, THOSE WHO BELIEVED BLUESKY THAT THE CRASH WAS DUE TO A DDOS

AND THOSE WHO DIDN'T BELIEVE BLUESKY AND WERE SURE IT WAS BECAUSE OF THE AI VIBE CODING

WERE

BOTH

RIGHT

Hi breastie!

I’m going on a trip next week and could use some extra funds. Commissions will be open on Monday, April 20th (hehe) at 12PM EST.

3 slots for sketches!
3 slots for flat color!
#commissions #vtubers

yeah whatever corny
#biabigart #vtubers

Be sure to read the whole thing.

Chibis of my sona and Corbeau from Legends ZA being close :3c

Poison finds eachother 💜

Genuinely one of the coolest things I've ever seen a cultural venue post

I only take career and financial advise from Reese Witherspoon. It's how I got on a first name basis with the Canada Revenue Agency.

Reject Lucifer's offer of a reach-around, my child, as The Father of Lies offers only to leave you hanging.

The Devil's skin may be red, but he'll leave your balls blue.

Sustenance substance.

Substenance.

Eat your substenance. Breath your molecules. You are cared for.