It’s tough being the coolest softball dad at the park today… but it’s the cross I bear 🤷‍♂️

blackberries.

I try to make every cheeseburger I cook look like Ralph Fiennes’ burger in the movie The Menu…

a man sitting at a table with a baseball mask on his face ALT: a man sitting at a table with a baseball mask on his face

Happy Bobby Bonilla Day to all that celebrate… 🎉🎉

Hey @megaran.com - congrats on the new album, man! It’s incredible. It bums me out that my kids are all grown up now, but I’ll definitely share with my nephews and such.

Dino Stomp is my fave on the album.

Why do people leave? brought a couple of tears out tho.

Well done… amazing work.

Justin Willman is amazing. Everything he does never disappoints.

We’ve been trying to plant as many natives around our house as possible the last couple of years. It’s been very fulfilling, actually!

How do you NOT appreciate that in any capacity, much less seeing it live. Holy hell.

Marshawn is a damn good answer (Rams fan here)

My better half received her Master’s Degree in Public Health today from Oregon State 🥹🥹🥹

At some point we have to hit a tipping point with this bullshit administration… right?

Sup! What’s the dill?

I wish. I couldn’t get a word in at all. There was a laser fucking light show happening from his mic, Collin!

This might be my villain origin story, honestly

In my uber right now, the driver is trying out his tight 5 min set of comedy on us… he pulled out a microphone and everything. While driving. This is batshit insane

Also… see ya, PDX!

Sitting at the airport waiting for my flight, and I see a couple of pilots just milling about, hanging out by themselves, all alone.

God damn Nathan Fielder for making me think about this way too hard.

It’s pretty great. You need it for sure.

Yeah, he was a handful. I bet he’s a delight at parties.

I’ve never wanted to jam a chopstick into my my ear as badly as I do right now.

Guy’s new topic:

Jk Simmons voicing the yellow m&m. He’s been talking about it for 5 min now

Even more topics:

- he works in automotive
- he gets a company car
- he loves hot spotting from his company phone for his gaming consoles while on the road
- the cost of video games at Costco compared to other stores
- still more Pokemon scalper vile

Other topics:

- how often he’s on the treadmill
- stadium concerts sound awful
- but if he went to a stadium concert, he wants it to be Rammstein
- he doesn’t understand why his daughter likes Taylor Swift
- more pokemon scalper hate
- his nipples being hard from being cold

Murmurs of the Best Buy system going down, or at least not working like it should. Uh oh.

The guy behind me in line has so far talked about:

- how he makes his own schedule for his job
- how much he travels
- how he shredded his knee playing HS football
- Pokemon card scalpers
- his Costco membership
- not needing his military benefits
- his “buddy”
- did I mention Pokémon scalpers?

I’m still in line (portland)… thinking about taking the day off tomorrow as well, or at least the morning, just to recover from the *standing*

Still in line at Best Buy. Listening to people talk to fill boredom in this line is the exact reason why I’m an introvert. Holy shit, some people just love to hear their own voices.

Awesome!

I still think this is one of the most gutting notes I’ve ever read.

My lines are easily 200+ on both sides. Crazy.

Long line outside of Best Buy for the release of the Switch 2

I think Nintendo has another hit on their hands based on these insanely long lines at Best Buy tonight to pick up the Switch 2. Great sign for sure!