Yes

They say infinite monkeys given infinite time could reproduce Shakespeare. I’m pretty sure 4 of those monkeys and a half eaten banana could run Frontier Airlines better

Exactly! Yes, the people systematically dismantling the federal government are going to get your complaint and go “whoopsies! You’re right! Your loans are gone now”

Gives real “we’ve thoroughly investigated ourselves and found no wrong doing” energy

Stealing this. Thanks.

Or “nExT eLeCtIoN wE nEeD tO…”

BITCH WHAT NEXT ELECTION?!

I know, I feel like such a doom and gloom person now, but I’ve learned that I just don’t trust Americans to do a single positive thing and to expect the very worst.
Everyone on TikTok is like “they violated the FERPA act, tell them to discharge your loans!” And all I can think is report it to…who??

Feel exactly the same.

Not to be a doomer, but I wouldn’t count on it.

Couldn’t agree more. At the micro level you hear about bullies who never “got punched in the face for doing ____” and now at the macro level we’re seeing the results of that. Swift, unrelenting violence is what’s needed against these vile fascists.

Things not on my 2025 bingo card, whatever this is:

Poor seal waiting on his DoorDash like wtf.

How is it that I started paying for Claude.ai pro and yet still constantly bumping up against usage limits and capacity shutdowns?!

But it’s not over so I’mma crack another beer rn. Wtf else am I gonna do.

I’d go sober for this to be over.

I’ll have to try them someday when we’re not weighed down by fascism! For now, it’ll just have to be the local stuff I enjoy!

Actually, I wonder if I could grab that stuff at our duty free… 🤔

Those look absolutely gorgeous!

Hell yeah!

Wishing you luck! And conflict free merging!

Looks like what’s going on is merge conflicts

Why does it constantly feel like it falls to black women to problem solve for issues they didn’t create?

It actually suggested adding a feature flag to make it an Easter egg and it was so polite I felt like I had to gentle parent it and say we could add some different Easter eggs later 😂

The downsides of having AI help you fix your custom animated #SwiftUI code.

I find if you have 2, as we also do, that one’s dumb and the other’s an asshole.

😂
I mean it wasn’t super complex regex, just some git branch naming rules

a man is standing in front of a sign that says ' usted leadership for a stronger america ' ALT: a man is standing in front of a sign that says ' usted leadership for a stronger america '

I successfully wrote regex for my team. And I understood it.

K

VPN does not work either

Well. There it is.

HELL YEAH! @uscongress.bsky.social let’s get on this