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Careful now

1 month ago 8 1 0 0

EA did not accept my pitch for a friend-slop game about four priests stuck inside Irelands biggest lingerie department.

1 month ago 122 7 11 0
So, here's what's going on, short version first: 
My Girlfriend,Minty, has congestive heart failure and had to be hospitalized for 3 days, and we now have looming medical debt somewhere in the range of $7,000 USD.

So, here's what's going on, short version first: My Girlfriend,Minty, has congestive heart failure and had to be hospitalized for 3 days, and we now have looming medical debt somewhere in the range of $7,000 USD.

Roughly two weeks ago I took my partner (OniMarmalade) to the doctor as she had been feeling bad. We had both been sick back in December, but her symptoms were sticking around and nothing we tried helped. She was constantly lethargic, exhausted, barely ate, couldn't sleep due to a horrible cough, and I finally was able to take her to urgent care. Upon being seen, her blood pressure was at 220/118, extremely high, dangerously high. They immediately had us go to the emergency room, where they ran tests and diagnosed her. She was fully admitted to the hospital via ambulance, and spent the next 2 days there. During this time, I was unable to work as I was back and forth at the hospital, and took the rest of the week off to take care of her and get her situated back home. I've also had to miss several days of work sense for follow-up appointments, to get medication, etc. It goes without saying that we are both struggling, both financially and mentally. I'm doing my best to maintain normal work hours, though it is difficult and the stress of an already stressful job plus medical issues is making it worse. Currently, obviously, Minty cannot work. A mixture of medication plus making some major life changes means she cannot drive, operate machinery, or do moderate physical activity, so we're asking for help. As of now, there's no sort of rewards being offered aside from what YCH art Minty can do, and I do understand that we're asking at a difficult time, but we are running out of options. If you can help directly, every bit counts and adds up. If you can't, please share this around wherever you can so that it gets more visibility. I'll be doing an uncapped donathon starting 03/07 on Twitch.

Roughly two weeks ago I took my partner (OniMarmalade) to the doctor as she had been feeling bad. We had both been sick back in December, but her symptoms were sticking around and nothing we tried helped. She was constantly lethargic, exhausted, barely ate, couldn't sleep due to a horrible cough, and I finally was able to take her to urgent care. Upon being seen, her blood pressure was at 220/118, extremely high, dangerously high. They immediately had us go to the emergency room, where they ran tests and diagnosed her. She was fully admitted to the hospital via ambulance, and spent the next 2 days there. During this time, I was unable to work as I was back and forth at the hospital, and took the rest of the week off to take care of her and get her situated back home. I've also had to miss several days of work sense for follow-up appointments, to get medication, etc. It goes without saying that we are both struggling, both financially and mentally. I'm doing my best to maintain normal work hours, though it is difficult and the stress of an already stressful job plus medical issues is making it worse. Currently, obviously, Minty cannot work. A mixture of medication plus making some major life changes means she cannot drive, operate machinery, or do moderate physical activity, so we're asking for help. As of now, there's no sort of rewards being offered aside from what YCH art Minty can do, and I do understand that we're asking at a difficult time, but we are running out of options. If you can help directly, every bit counts and adds up. If you can't, please share this around wherever you can so that it gets more visibility. I'll be doing an uncapped donathon starting 03/07 on Twitch.

So, I talked about it yesterday on stream, but here's the official post for use on here so people know what's going on. I used alt text so if the color schemes are hard to read the alt text is there too. I hate to ask, but please, we need help badly. Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/crimsoncleri... #VTuber #Orc

1 month ago 69 60 1 16

If I had a bigger ego I'd take the credit for the new wave of re-analysis when it comes to the Fighter Mafia's claims.
But I am not solely responsible for it.
Given Sprey is dead and Chuck has grown so old he can now no longer sue anyone who talks shit about Boyd I think we're going to see this more

1 month ago 104 14 8 0
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It pays to regularly check which twitter list you're on.
I should re-post more femboys, that usually scares the chuds away.

1 month ago 111 6 9 0

I am leaning towards No but I couldn't say for certain.
What I will say is "does it matter?"

1 month ago 3 0 1 0
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Year four of the three day special military operation and everything is going fine.
Imagine the US started to deploy the Blue Angels in combat roles?
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1 month ago 133 18 8 0
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1 month ago 145 11 10 0

I am not tempted to try this

2 months ago 12 0 1 0

I'm considering a short filler video where I play with an AI dating ap and do everything I can to fuck over the AI and cause it to break.
Done a few test runs and was quite successful. So far I've managed to turn a "sexy encounter" with an elf queen into a full on communist revolution.

2 months ago 156 6 17 0

God no, you don't want four or five miniature me's running around screaming and shitting everywhere

2 months ago 5 0 1 0

It's annoying when artists make me look hotter as a pig than I do in real life.

2 months ago 116 7 9 1
Here I go Drawing Youtubers Again @LazerPig #pig #history  #art #painting #speedpainting
Here I go Drawing Youtubers Again @LazerPig #pig #history #art #painting #speedpainting YouTube video by Val the Robot

People fanart, the way I do.
@lazerpig.bsky.social

#fanart #youtube #art #speedpaint #pig #military

www.youtube.com/shorts/txGFa...

2 months ago 56 5 1 1
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tats not 100% wrong

2 months ago 4 0 0 0

It's not that I forgot my password, it's just I have nothing witty to say.

2 months ago 190 6 14 1
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吹けば飛ぶような小国の戦車(n‘∀‘)η砂漠迷彩だ

3 months ago 782 180 12 1
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3 months ago 102 10 5 0
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@lazerpig.bsky.social you wanted to see my little freak in your hoodie. (Once I get my visor made he will become real)

3 months ago 37 4 0 0

Clearly I am not trying hard enough

4 months ago 17 0 0 0

Can't trust anyone these days. it's really pathetic.

4 months ago 6 1 2 0

My DM's are empty my guy and I don't date fans

5 months ago 1 0 1 0
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Being single is a rollercoaster between ugly crying into your pillow because you lonely and eating an entire cake you made from random things you found in your fridge cos no-one is there to stop you.

Should I get a dog?

5 months ago 178 8 44 1

they'll do that by themselves given a few more years

6 months ago 21 0 0 0

I've been trying to learn to draw by typing random prompts into midjourney, and then trying to re-create whatever image it spits out.
There is probably a better way, but the sadistic half of my brain lights up a little everything I remember that each time I do this is costs Midjourney money.

6 months ago 131 6 9 0
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kyivindependent.com/putin-offers...

8 months ago 187 28 13 1

I helped write this. I have written a statement within which goes over everything I want to say.
I hoped the day would never come when I had to write a cancel doc but when one of your best friends has been abused to the point they try to end it, life doesn't leave you much choice.

8 months ago 127 12 2 0

I'd be honoured

8 months ago 4 0 1 0
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You ever want to learn how to make Scottish food with
@lazerpig.bsky.social
and a Twunk?! Well now you can!
Scottish Cooking Stream with LP on my Twitch Channel this Sunday, 7/20, at 8:30AM PST/11:30AM EST.

9 months ago 75 8 5 0

I am aware my channel is hacked by some cryptoslop shit. Dont click any posts I've put up till I let you guys know when things are unfucked

9 months ago 129 14 19 0