GUYS I HAVE DEVASTATING NEWS!!
My lawyers said I have to market my books in order to get book sales. 🤯
I wrote a Philly-based crime thriller called ‘Discipline’.
It’s like a Philly version of Criminal Minds.
shorturl.at/5s21u
#writersky
You in her DM getting ignored.
I’m in her Kindle.
We are not the same….
Actually we kinda are the same.
I’m being ignored too. 🤦🏾♂️
Words are amazing. Letters too. Books most definitely.
Being a writer is looking up high rise condominiums in a state you don’t live in but plan to move to once your book sells a million copies just as soon as you get rid of the imposter syndrome preventing you from querying literary agents.
#booksky #writersky #readersky
👀
My chest!!!!!😂
Crime Fiction has a new villain.
His name is Discipline.
“They stole five years of my life from me. I’ll d!e in the streets first before I ever come back here.”
5.27.25
www.iammarcavery.com
#writersky #readersky #booksky
Being an AUTHOR is going to the Lamborghini dealership and telling them you’re good for it because you will pay with your royalty check from the book you haven’t written through the book deal you haven’t secured through the agent you don’t have.
#writersky
LEGEND. RIP.
CONS OF BEING A WRITER:
1. WRITING
2. NOT WRITING
#writersky
BEING A WRITER IS LOOKING FOR MILLION DOLLAR HOMES THAT YOU WILL PURCHASE WITH ROYALTIES FROM YOUR INTERNATIONAL BEST SELLING BOOK SERIES THAT YOU HAVEN’T STARTED WRITING YET.
#writersky
RIP. 🕊️
I’m totally clueless
“Wanna find typos? Publish your book.”
- writer proverb
#writersky
“Do you know why I pulled you over?”
AUTHORS: “Yes. 67 in a 55.”
“Why?”
“I’m feeling a little down and I wanted to get home to my ice cream and potato chips.”
“That’s a horrible combination.”
“I’m an AUTHOR.”
“Sell any books this month.”
“None.”
*Speaks into shoulder walkie*
“You’re free to go.”
Told my family to either buy my BOOK or take me out the group chat.
I’m currently out the group chat.
Life comes at you fast.
#writersky
"EXPLAIN YOUR PLOT IN THREE WORDS."
AUTHORS: "I. DON'T. KNOW." 🤷♂️
#WRITERSKY
Don't invite INTROVERTS to something with shitty parking.
THEY WILL GO BACK HOME.
HOW TO BECOME A BESTSELLING AUTHOR
1. Change your name to Ktephen Sing
2. Move to Derry, Maine
3. Write a clown based BOOK called THAT
4. Join BlueSky
5. Avoid ADVERBS
GUYS ITS HAPPENING!!
PEOPLE ARE PRE-ORDERING MY NEW BOOK DISCIPLINE!!
WITH REAL ACTUAL CURRENCY.
A BOOK AT ONE TIME I WANTED TO LIGHT ON FIRE BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH.
I'M VERY EXCITED.
PLEASE CLAP.
#writersky #booksky
Bedtime reading is undefeated
Niceeeeeee
WRITER GOALS:
1. BECOME RECLUSE
2. LIVE IN A SEASIDE MANSION
3. COMMUNICATE WITH OUTSIDE WORLD VIA ‘MESSAGE IN BOTTLE’
#writersky
1. Brunch with a friend.
2. Reading a book.
3. More reading.
4. Even more reading.
5. Bluesky scrolling.
Let’s gooooo…ate down 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
What an absolute palette cleanser. 🩵
🤝
my best (unsolicited) advice while editing:
start another doc (I call mine "cutting room floor") and copy over every single line you delete from your manuscript
you'll thank me when you remember that scene you deleted could actually fit in another section (or another story entirely) #writersky
AUTHORS are either worrying or worrying about worrying.
💙📚 ✍️ #indie #writersky #reader
Absolute trash
