Aymeric: it is a common opinion that I have received my present rank due to my rumored lineage.
Everyone: (that is exactly what happened)
Aymeric: I suppose from an outside perspective it does appear as if I have executed a coup d'état and seized power.
Everyone: (that is exactly what happened)
is YOUR catperson an asymptomatic rabies carrier
The whole world will be your enemy, prince with a thousand enemies. And when they catch you, they will smash you with a hammer. But first they must catch you.
saw a really sexy queer circus show in a desacralized church (previously dedicated to joan of arc btw) tonight. i love art and gay and trans people
im so glad he's gotten better... sending him scritches and love to you both!!
I liked to climb high towers — To conjure up a bit of sorrow to make new verse.
all high level professional sports is some degree of not right in the head but i feel like pro cycling specifically is really a special breed of absolutely ridiculous suffering and Situations. compels me, though
professional cycling is really like. insane
accidentally ordered the Big American Joke Drink (xxl cappuccino) at a busy cafe this morning and the entire place erupted in laughter and cheers as the guy brought it over, placed it in front of me, and handed me a foot-long spoon to stir it with.. italy rocks
doctor, doctor, what’s your judgement? #pathologic #морутопия
Very helpful coworker over here
older gay man seeing the red hanky in my back pocket and telling me he's happy there's still young people keeping the traditions alive :)
Illustration of a vampire!Zero, leaning over Y'shtola after feeding on her neck. Y'shtola has her face turned from view and is pulling a loosening ribbon around Zero's neck.
my little brother got himself an electric one and ngl it is a cute little thing
in a way thank god my apartment doesnt have a parking space or i might be convinced in a fit of hubris to learn to drive and then acquire a motorbike
i finally popped my vinted cherry to get a pair of brand new military boots (from the year 2000) and you have no idea how hard it is for me to not blast my followers with the thirst traps i immediately took with them
fascinated by the way english pronounciation of 'entrepreneur' kind of tries to sneak a y between the n and the e
oh hell yeah thats the good stuff. i think games could have a little extra touch bc of the additional layers of choice and extra visual context to reframe but this is great, ty for the link!
concept: video game where the text is translated such that its legit a different game when you change localization except its done on purpose
relationship dynamic of beautiful stray cat walks into your house eats food right off your plate sheds fur onto your clothes all of this while purring like an engine and then leaves
gonna start posting here too. tumblr really liked my open shirt integra hellsing fanart so now bluesky gets to enjoy it too
#hellsing #integrahellsing
I am never forgetting at the first anime con I ever went to in like 2007, there was someone selling a print of Light and L from Death Note naked and dramatically reaching toward each other across a flower and the artist put a big sticky note on it that said "NOT YAOI - SYMBOLISM"
waow. toxic yuri vn jam TWO. this time with a combined of $6000 in prices, were strapping a bomb collar on every participant that only unlocks once you release a yummy toxic yuri visual novel.
this is a beginner friendly jam. come make your first vn now!
itch.io/jam/toxic-yu...
#TOXICYURIVNJAM
i mean he could be just my sexy catboy oc i trot out now and then to proselytize about how they dont all have to be twinkish or plantigrades but wheres the Drama
i need to find a way to recycle my catboy for some kind of original content but he really did develop thru friction (or lack thereof) against ffxiv npcs and i dont think i can be fucked expying all of that.... tragic
1000 year old kitti
