I'm upset that I am not on this AI Haters blocklist.

Ava's accumulator obtained.

Someone had a lot of fun torturing the undead chicken by giving its neck jiggle physics.

Especially when you're riding a terrorbird.

Besides, I use Armadyl flags as markers for safe areas or points of interest.

I think his house technically counts as the former.

I met a blind garou elder in Dragonwilds today. He wanted me to build him a house.

I couldn't help myself. I did build that house, but I also put four Armadyl flags/banners in and around the property.

I'm sure he wouldn't mind.

Anyway, Terry being awful at everything aside, the update is great. All this fishing and serene music makes me forget sometimes that I'm on a continent where pretty much everything wants to kill me.

I also see that a certain someone bashed Terry again. I seriously wonder what Terry did. :p

Fishing in Dragonwilds starts off really hard (maybe it's because I'm an idiot and would always lean into where the fish is going as opposed to against it), but it's pretty chill. I like it.

I hear you and I agree, but holy crap it's hard to peel myself away from Dragonwilds.

Yup, it's of-fish-al. You can now catch a whopper in Dragonwilds. :D

Fishing is here!

When the Moon Child theme song worms its way into your brain and cannot be removed, but so has Armadyl, this post is what you get.

Armadyl, the iconic aviansie god of justice from RuneScape.

It's Armadyl!

Woah oh oh oh!

You've got the power to be his friend!

I really need to play both Mother 3 and Horsey Game.

I hate capitalism.

Working while sick sucks. I didn't take the day off because I'm now at 3 points, not enough PPTO, and if I hit 5, I lose my job.

They expire after six months, so it'll be a while before the oldest points start to go away.

I'm at 410 effigies + an uncounted amount of dragonkin lamps from the merchant (RIP) and the Effigy Incubator; how much longer can this go?

Please don't answer that.

Me, in Bandos' Stronghold. A popup reads, verbatim: "Milestone: You have killed 11,000 General Graardor in normal mode!"

Help.

Ah, this explains it. Just a very old game that struggled to get released with a catchy theme song.

You've got the power to be his friend.

bsky.app/profile/game...

That is a very fair and sensible answer, thank you.

As a complainer, I know very well how complainers can be. :p

So, uh.

*Looks around awkwardly*

Moon Child?

Part of the interface after a game of Castle Wars, showing that I have completed 3100 games.

Since I was sick these last two days, I slowed down a lot. Just a general feeling of pain and nausea prevented me from doing as much Castle Wars as I could have on the weekend.

Still, another mini-milestone, and now 62% of the way to 5k games.

Maybe they should do a second Battle of Lumbridge, for old times' sake.

That could cheer Saradomin up a bit.

Well, you get a regular golden Easter egg hunt once a day, which takes place exclusively in the Blooming Burrow for a holiday casket (equivalent to a hard casket).

Additionally, there are three weekly worldwide golden egg hunts, which give a casket for every egg found.

This was from the daily one.

Something like that, yeah.

I just think it's weird that I got it from Easter, when I clearly did less than 3000 golden Easter egg hunts.

If you were wondering, 2538 hard clues done and I couldn't get a single piece of Third Age from those.

But Easter? Yeah, sure, here's a free 200 million from Nougat Bunny, I guess.

A gross, poop-covered Treasure Trail popup, showing that I have obtained 216,906,201 coins' worth of items. The signature item is my first-ever Third Age item, the helmet.

Text from RuneScape, verbatim: "News: An Aviansie opened a Holiday Treasure Trail casket and received a Third Age full helmet! New collection log entry: Third age full helmet Your Hazelmere's signet ring shines brightly. You receive: 1 x Third age full helmet."

Ugly interface aside, I can't believe I got my first piece of Third Age...from the Easter event of all things.

It was here. Had to track it down.

bsky.app/profile/anav...

Yeah, I had one too. It's weird.

Possibly? I could accept there being something that boosts your max Sustenance/Hydration/Rest stats.

I think Agility would probably decrease the energy spent while running, though.

A question that I have about Dragonwilds:

The mushroom kebab, wild pie, and meat pizza all restore 110 Sustenance, but if your limit is 100, then what's the point of it restoring that extra 10?