Asking people who are doodling if they're being sketchy 🥁🍅

If you feel like a failure don't forget that money is fake and the game is rigged and you deserve to feel safe and loved.

Mr Pibb is a man of the people, though to be fair he's only Mr. Pibb because his medical license was revoked.

Do you think The Flash gets anxious when he's late by his standards?

Diamonds are exploitive but dive-ins are forever

HELP! I'M BEING DISCRIMINATED AGAINST!

Do NOT fuck with trans people from Indiana

We've seen some shit

Shut the fuck up Chuck, you sold us out. People are going to die because of this. You've killed us. You are a coward.

Resign now.

Some Producer green lit movie that gaslit me into being mean to myself for a second there

"what the FUCK is a femboy, and why did my son meow at me?!?!"

I may not have all the money in the world, but I'm still having a better time than any billionaire. I'm also not destroying the planet.

Tonight's episode of Modern Seinfeld:

Jerry's dentist (Bryan Cranston) gets neuropsych testing and Jerry suspects he only did it so he can make self referential jokes about Autism on Bluesky.

You can't see John Cena, but he can see EVERYTHING; because he's Jomniscient

Some people have a hard time defining or identifying positive masculinity, and it's literally just Bandit from Bluey.

Don't you hate it when your boss's boss's boss's friend's boss turns your democracy into a man cave?

To the people who reset the toilet paper so the tail goes under (instead of over) ; why do you do this? And do you realize that you're wrong?

"Were not going to unblob until you stop killing the planet and start paying REPARATIONS FOR ALL THE MONEY YOU STOLE!"

2/2

What if for 2 weeks we just became blobs in protest?

2 weeks we all stay in bed and shut the economy down. Spend the years preparing and making sure everyone can survive the 2 weeks and then do one final push for the planet.

1/2

First there were books. Then a movie based on the books. Then a book adapted from that. Then a stage musical. Now a theatrical release. Truly, there is no rest for the Wicked

Piper loves to lick my nose, fortunately I didn't have drugs in it.

May chonky squirrel bless you with abundance 🙏

I want to be a fin domme that gets my pay pig to fund my micro transactions

Shaking with rage because being hot and cuddling is not a viable career path

I'm a Pink Pony girl, and I dance in my psychiatrist's waiting room

Hello Blue Sky how are you doing today!?

I love you