I’m upset bc this sounds amazing.

Title: Dave Chappelle Says Republicans 'Weaponized' Transgender Jokes Teaser: Dave Chappelle Knocks Republican Party for "Weaponized" Transgender Jokes: "That's Not What I Was Doing" '. After being called out for... Pic of Chapelle with meme text superimposed: I never said I hated trans people. You may have heard it. I may have thought it. It may be true, but I never said it.

Let’s not have any more separating artist from art when the art is garbage and the artist is also garbage.

Bsky screenshot showing this exact post followed by a random post, then… a post showing exactly that. Summer Sandiego @summer... • 6h I have seen literally over a dozen posts in the last few days saying "OMG Bluesky stop showing me people's pet death posts!" I am really not sure what is up with the bot situation here, but it is very strange. frankriveramar1.bs... @frankr... • 4h I would be totally ok with the USA taking away the pardon power from presidents if there are no guidelines being followed or review process for them... Emily, Autism Mon... @emily... • 13h Omg, Bluesky, stop showing me pet death posts from people I do not follow. I do want to know if someone | know loses a pet, but not every time any person on the entire internet does.

What.

Well, shit

I didn’t see this debate or a longer clip. An AI summary says the context was “this law is actually making agriculture workers less money, it doesn’t make sense.” I would like to know more, bc this is a reallllly bad sound bite.

The fuck

Yaaay do them all next!!

Who

Black&white plus gray&white tux cats sitting on a table in near mirror positions and looking at you. The gray one also has his tail wrapped daintily around his ankles. Couch and messy living room in the background d.

Polite paws x 2

Tabby kitten peeking from behind a desk with text above. Transcribed Text: can't have 3rd dinner can't eat plastic can't eat my humans toes can't meow at 3am can't do anything

Sunday

Canadian adult-film model claims border patrol questioned him over his sexuality Milo Miles was stopped by U.S. customs at Toronto Pearson’s Airport in January and prohibited from entering the U.S. for ten years

Oh hey @petebuttigieg.bsky.social can you feel them closing in? Or are these foreign sex workers are also too un-normal to worry about? THEY. WILL. NEVER. ACCEPT. ANY. OF. US. STOP. THROWING. TRANS. PEOPLE. UNDER. THE. BUS.

Really crack reporting, there.

Aww I loved “if Google was a guy.”

This reads very differently without pictures.

SFPD Facebook PR: San Francisco Police Department 6h • View our latest statement regarding an incident that occurred early this morning at a North Beach residence. Officers have made an arrest, and no injuries were reported as a result of this incident. SAN FRANCISCE SEPD. STATEMENT BY THE SAN FRANCISCO POLICE DEPARTMENT On April 10, 2026, at approximately 4:12 a.m., San Francisco Police officers responded to a North Beach residence regarding a fire investigation. At the scene, officers learned that an unknown male subject threw an incendiary destructive device at a home, causing a fire to an exterior gate. The suspect then fled on foot. There were no injuries reported as a result of this incident. The suspect's description was broadcast to all officers. At approximately 5:07 a.m., SFPD officers responded to a business on the 1400 block of 3rd street regarding an unknown male subject threatening to burn down the building. When officers arrived on scene, they recognized the male to be the same suspect from the earlier incident and immediately detained him. Through the course of the investigation, officers developed probable cause to place a 20-year-old male under arrest. Charges are still pending at this time. While an arrest has been made, this remains an open and active investigation. Anyone with information is asked to contact the SFPD at 415-575-4444 or Text-A-Tip to TIP411, beginning your message with 'SFPD'. CASE# 260-199-552, 260-199-574 • • •

Mission local PR: Mission Local & • Follow 3h • C San Francisco police officers were this morning sent a photo of a young male arson suspect accused of tossing a Molotov cocktail at the Russian Hill home of OpenAl CEO Sam Altman. He also allegedly threatened to burn down OpenAl's Mission Bay headquarters. "At approximately 3:45am PT, an unidentified individual approached Sam's residence and threw an incendiary device toward the property. The device landed nearby and extinguished. There were no injuries and only minimal damage was reported," read a message from OpenAl's corporate security team to employees, Wired reported. Police recognized the man and arrested him. The suspect's name has not yet been identified. Public information officers and spokespeople for the San Francisco Police Department did not immediately respond to a request for comment.

Well that was a roller coaster ride.

They knew exactly what they were doing.

a group of women standing on a stage with the words i kinda misunderstood the assignment above them Alt: Drop dead, gorgeous movie clip: a group of women standing on a stage with crazy hats, the one in the center, then down to pick up her hat as it falls off and says “i kinda misunderstood the assignment”

Not bad. Not irrelevant.

GAME CHANGER: Montana just found the "exit ramp" to kill Citizens United. They aren't waiting for the Supreme Court—they’re going around them. 74% of voters are on board and corporate lawyers are PANICKING. This is how we win. 🏔️💸 www.dworkinsubstack.com/p/army-secre...

Clammy. Cold sweat. Guilty.

She’s so… moist.

This is Target levels of shooting yourself in the foot.

Are there any lawyers who would take my case on contingency I want to sue 🍊 💩 for shenanigans leading to cortisol uptick leading to a shorter life for eleventy trillion euros or something more stable than $

I couldn't breathe because I was laughing so hard. That bird's an asshole! 😂😂😂😂😂
Best with volume up.

I’m appalled by absolutely everything.

you just know gavin newsom is having his staffers prepare the spiciest meme prompts featuring characters from the fallout franchise to epicly own the president

Angry white cat face

Facts spoken by an ex-trumper...

Screaming

elmo from sesame street is sitting on a potty chair . Alt: Baby Elmo doing the poop scoot boogie on a potty chair

I like a particular sandwich spread which has become difficult to buy outside Amazon idk why. Found & tried copycat recipe. It. Was. Horrifyingly. Bad. And. Wrong. Sought another recipe: they’re all EXACTLY the same. None of these robots even know what it tastes like. #enshittification