Soooo good

It genuinely pisses me off when you see twins who still spend all their time together as adults. Grow up

“Im rubber you’re glue” no the fuck we are not

Customer service representative calling his mouth his “money maker”

I hope the penis mages don’t hex my penis again

Not sure how I never came across you on there, plenty of mutuals in common

Mobster taking me down to a warehouse by the docks and inflating my belly until I pop

Who are you on twitter