if you told me this was pat mahomes i’d believe you

as a non-football guy: there’s no way pat mahomes sounds like that lmao

BETAR USA has been on a harassment spree, claiming to have provided the Trump admin with a list of names of students on visas to deport and, more recently, offering cash to anyone who tries intimidating Within Our Lifetime chair Nerdeen Kiswani by harassing her at a vigil for Hind Rajab and—

TokTik

trying to explain the OSI model to an american: imagine if a burger had 7 patties

at least it was an actual text this time, and not just getting ghosted

it’s always “hey i’ve enjoyed our dates but i think we should just be friends” and never “hey i enjoyed our dates we should build a communist party” 😔

for context, UnitedHealth was the victim of one of the largest healthcare hacks in US history earlier this year

well, next year* but you know what i mean

mine might be in New Orleans this year which i think might just be exactly the thing i need rn

thank you for reminding me to block her

low key the most egregious condescension is this idea that conservatives do not have agency and are not making choices but are purely reactive and have no mind of their own

only reason they’re going after TikTok is because it’s cHiNeSe and our ruling class (on both sides of the spectrum) *really* wants war with china

mastodon and bluesky aim to solve the same problems, but with vastly different solutions

mastodon’s future is as “the next generation of email and RSS”, bluesky/ATProto is as “the next generation of identity”

ultimately i think bluesky is gonna replace the twitter impulse, and mastodon is gonna replace the reddit impulse

you now have a brand to maintain, you should show up to the in-person interview missing a loop with the belt

i’ve had ramen three days in a row, should we go for a fourth?

is mark gonna coup trump

personally i DO know what’s going to happen, i’m just not gonna say it because i just don’t like the spotlight

you may think i’m joking, but this was basically the plan by the Radical Reconstructionists after the Civil War and if it had actually been implemented we would be a very different country today

re-education

luckily i won’t have to deal with this for another 28 years

what if the election is on my birthday this year

there is a third option: everything should run plain HTML+CSS on apache

as a linux daily driver guy: windows 11 is actually pretty nice

my dawg

now mind you, calling the encampments from the spring semester “antisemitic” was bullshit too. but having the jewish activists be the most visible part of the protest nearly shuts that down completely

a lot of times the “optics” discourse comes down to petty personal squabbles

but in this instance, the optics of “jewish students engaging in a religious activity as part of a protest” is incredible optics. much harder to call these groups antisemitic!

fuck this was supposed to say “free sandwich”