the year is 2048. a 40 year old british man lurks outside a petrol station waiting to ask a 50 year old british man to buy him cigarettes

日本語の授業でしゅう先生は私が日本語上手言いました笑。二回！

woahh cool bsky prank teleporting this reply to a different post haha

i think it's just like a pb&j thing like mom always had the ingredients around

i've been bored lately

too much citric acid in the 麦茶 so its kinda like drinking sweat

she counts this as a like on her retweet

gf wanted me to "retweet" this but she didn't have bsky

they need to make a drink, that removes the alcohol from me. an 'antidote'

im so good at cooking yummy food and also getting red stuff on my white shirts

some of the non alcohol beers are not that bad but it feels kind of insulting that they cost the same

microplaned my fingy a bit

the bar closest to my house is opening at noon again and i'm nostalgic for when i could drink without feeling like shit like that would be so awesome right now a beer outdoors but it would ruin the rest of my day...

mouse just ran across the floor i'm this bar hell yeah dude we are all listening to creed together

"Beef should be cheaper!!!1!" Bzzt. Wrong. The price of beef should be Death

im doing my part

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despite the power going out in the middle of the cycle i managed to make this bread machine i found in the sidewalk delivery a pretty tasty loaf

power went out lmao this day is comical. have been back and forth to dmv twice will have to go again later

i haven't been able to find my stupid apple pencil for days and i've been in the mood to draw the whole time grr

anki cards done and bike rided before 8:30 now i get to go the dmv and then do my taxes lmao

missed u

experiencing a rare form of tummy ache that i wish upon none of you

there's this trick i like where you take the picture and then keep holding the camera up to your eye after they walk by so they think you were looking at something behind them

just reminded me to water my zz plant. it's been months. i cannot kill this thing, i recommend it.

a little bit yea

i like it when they fade into view when you move the mouse towards them, i hit the history button p often

jealous asf

ouhhhh awesomee ur really on the darkroom grind i love it. digital darkroom is just as fun when u get into it

yeah if i had any reason to have a k3 i would, they're perfect. i just have way too many cameras already lol