All Starmer needs is the ankle-grazing trousers

iirc, this is just a reheated Sunak policy and it was just as unworkable when it was painted blue

no Cloudflare, I'm not a malicious bot, I'm just a big old nerd who's crawling his way through 200 items from an online finding aid by hand and transcribing them for big old nerd purposes.

saving up my Tesco clubcard points for a family trip to World of Lentils

All British universities are connected by a series of underground pneumatic pipes.

These lead to a vast catering centre beneath Bradford that churns out questionable sandwiches for distribution to conferences and meetings up and down the nation.

Speaking as a professional homework-doer in a profession of people who enjoyed their GCSE coursework so much that they never stopped, it’s too much homework.

I always bring something, never manage to actually read it because of the aforementioned pelting, sweating and swearing, no matter how early I try to get there.

Counterpoint: I always try to get to the airport early but circumstances always, ALWAYS conspire to see me pelting through the terminal, sweating and swearing and barely making my flight. Always.

Today was the day that Kier Starmer truly because Prime Minister

yer maw and yer da at Parents' Evening

Don't be shy to take on a little two-week side project. These five months will be the most precious three years of your academic journey.

They had someone who could work with Trump already! Karen Pierce was an actual diplomat who'd been in post for years and Trump 2.0 actually requested that she stay on!

Hey Siri, what is chutzpah?

Most of the people who *teach* at universities steer clear. The constituency for these talks is edgelord Debate Bros and their professional contrarian funders.

I am shocked, shocked, to find that the obvious wrong’uns were in fact wrong’uns

Now we shall be free.

I’ll do it for 1750

I give it ten minutes before this gets hacked and all requests for a flat white get met with a barrage of 8chan-level white supremacist memes.

😬😬😬

'We've found a duffel bag making a suspicious ticking sound but don't want to alarm passengers'

And here I thought the public yearned for glue pizza.

How about orrery making instead?

Feel the rhythm!
Feel the rhyme!
Get on up, its Beowulf time!

Tired: Conference bios
Inspired: Conference walk-on music

Strongly worded letter time???

That's an absolute steal, especially considering it's the Easter hols.

More the latter. I imagine he's probably very competent at following a brief, and the cab rank principle ensures that you just take the first brief provided you regardless of your personal feelings about it – which isn't a very good trait in frontbench politicians

I guess the cab-rank rule can absolve you of the need to actually have convictions and act accordingly.

For me it's the roundabouts and giant concrete cows