Had to bring out the big guns by way of hydroxyzine and azelastine

This better work because I'm all out of options. San Diego and her pollen is a raggedy bitch

Y'all I made my first two major purchases for my bakery.

A convertible refrigerator/freezer and a Bosch mixer with an extra bowl.

I'm excited. I'm also a nervous wreck.

I can't think about those 8 precious babies. I just know society failed them. Somewhere along the way, this monster could have been stopped and he wasn't. I know it.

What's going on with Tim Cook??

I think this guy on Jeopardy is on coke

Last week on blood thinners!

Thank God because let me tell you, it's not fun to get even a tiny cut ANYWHERE. And I can get waxed again. And I can finally FINALLY get my dental implants finished.

Let me go and finally read Magic Lessons before Practical Magic 2 comes out.

Idk what I'm waiting for, the two prequels were fantastic

I thought quicksand was something I would have to worry about for the rest of my life, turns out it's eyelashes falling into my eyes while I'm out in public

I wanted to but the way these allergies are set up today, last thing I need is some weed 😂

I was like, maybe I should ease back into wearing lashes and then two days later allergies got me clawing my eyes out

This is the first time in a year that my daily allergy meds aren't working, these allergies are KICKING MY ASS.

I got too much to do today to be doped up on Benadryl 🫩

Writing cozy mysteries requires a very specific skill set and how dare some of these authors release all of this AI assisted slop, trying to lure readers in with promises of pumpkin spice and low stakes mysteries.

Anything geared for women is automatically not taken seriously and I'm tired of it.

No because WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'VE NEVER SEEN THE MATRIX??

I love that she made every single show worth it for her fans by any means necessary.

I will definitely be at her next tour, she's proven herself nicely!

I had a sinking feeling the entire time, she really fucked the killer 😂

Not this lady fucking a murder suspect in the first book 🫩

This puzzle gave me the worst panic attack 😂 (before and after)

Dodgers still won, the two Yankees fans got lifetime bans 😌

This was the moment I became interested in baseball again. I was determined to watch them lose and I will hate this team forever now 😂

Yes please

They've been pathetic my entire life, with occasional periods of political brilliance. But for the most part, the most disappointing party in history. So much wasted potential.

I had to stop making bread because it was stalling my weight loss.

And honestly I feel so much better. I am not low carb and never want to be (again) but I'm not gonna lie, all of that bread, even homemade with sourdough made me feel like ass.

But at least I perfected the recipe for my bakery!

Oh man I LOVE Marina Del Rey. I used to live at that Cheesecake Factory 🥹

One day I'm gonna have a tiny little apartment in LA just for my weekend visits. I love San Diego but there is truly no place in the world like LA. 🌴

Ludacris looks so fucking good that man is almost 50!

So I'm reading this series and it was first published in 1981, and the main character Kinsey rents a hotel room for $11 per night.

Eleven. Dollars.

Right out of a cozy mystery novel, one of the libraries here in San Diego has a knitting and crochet group called...get ready for this:

THE CHRONICLES OF YARNIA 😂🤎

I'm outside of a fish market as I type, waiting on my fish, shrimp and hush puppies 😌

So, Sickle Cell Anemia, Cystic Fibrosis and Tay-Sachs Disease are examples of diseases that #RFKJr the Imbecile thinks don't deserve research funding.

Can I just say he is the biggest a$$hole on the planet?

#ImpeachRFKJr

I miss my Mama's salmon croquettes 🥺

All of the abusers and abuser apologists are making themselves KNOWN