AND HIS NAME IS [GODZILLA]
John Cena theme: plays 2 notes
Godzilla: *ear-shattering screech*

They eat roaches

I would be less worried about the pede and more worried about why it’s in your house tbh

Why is it every celebs endorsement of tech the most phoned in shit ever

No no, I know why, but why are they not hiding it

Sometimes I feel like the only reason I’m still here is pretzels

Talked to my doctor about my life and he doubled my antidepressants

You can tell this is fake because she poured gasoline into a styrofoam cup no problem

At least you’re walking fast

WIP

Zel’s from the previous days
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#oc #art #originalcharacter

During a boarding raid, a pirate jumps onto the station. Before anyone else can jump on, his ship ruptures a fuel line, blowing all of his allies to bits. Being a pacifist ship, the pirate is the only one armed. They can’t risk being shot, and he can’t risk they won’t jump him.

When someone dies…

They were even wearing colored suits 💔

Just thought of the most insane plot for a space-station based movie before realizing it’s the perfect set up for an Among Us movie

Thank you so much Taco 🥺

HAHAHA

That is a Mippy. It drives very fast and swears.

Workshop :3

That is the fuckin cutest god damn stuff I have seen all week

It’s practically guaranteed that one person gets maimed

retro @newtybot.bsky.social

I put people into Situations

HAHAHAHAHA

Going to launch my new brand, Mr Superbeast

I think ultimately I am ok with being forgotten

I can’t go on Annie

Still can’t make Hyjacker happen. Infact; my ability to work on anything at all has gotten worse this last week. I’ve made a lot of changes, so I’m just waiting for them to work out atm. Hopefully I’ll be able to do something again 😞🤞

I woke up today thinking about Conquest turning Bugs Bunny inside out, so imagine how crazy it is that I put on some Tomato and?

I just think coincidences happen to me too often to be ignored

It happens to me all the time tbh, I have no room to say shit LOL

Idk who that guy is but he said “in two weeks” at both ends of his sentence so he can’t be very smart