twitter is just kind of more interesting than anything else this is sad

do u guys think carlas looking for controversially younger girlfriend to follow her around like a dog

id love to live in a world where armored core 3 doesnt give me a headache . sob . its only that one too.

if that embroidery tangles one more time im eating the embroidery machine whole

literally what the hell is going on here

this is my tragic backstory that i am revealing to you

taking my stupid son to work bc idk what else im supposed to do with him. hope my coworker takes care of him instead. she appears to be smoking directly into his face we dont stop her from smoking at our ultra special super lab bc she threatened to kill herself if we dont let her

# just saw bugonia

a seal is looking at the camera while swimming in the water . ALT: a seal is looking at the camera while swimming in the water .

daddy issues: aw im sad ohhh oh no
mommy issues:

making a sandwich

i wonder what they think about me when i do this. like why is hoomf (human oomf) taking my bedroom apart

Meme where you choose the seat on the flight you want Text says "you're stuck on a 10 hour flight. Where are you sitting?" Seat 1 - next to pokemon rumble spheal Seat 2 - next to pokemon rumble spheal Seat 3 - next to pokemon rumble spheal Seat 4 - next to pokemon rumble spheal Seat 5 - next to pokemon rumble spheal Seat 6 - next to pokemon rumble spheal Seat 7 - next to pokemon rumble spheal Seat 8 - next to pokemon rumble spheal

I like my little merch shelf (I lit made most of these)

i developed an unhealthy attachment to maris nightreign i think

salad! omg

think im tired of my tuna sandwich

this is not about that dumb dog this is about my carla

my beautiful sweet melo... my darling beloved... i cant believe nobody wanted my poor poor melo ill keep you safe forevers

lets make tea and re-organise cocomelon cage

bluesky is awesome bc its like tumblr but with 0 people on it and you will have people saying things like social media SHOULD be boring it is awesome pawsome

the only person in the entire universe who has ever thought of the most brilliant carla crackship of all time (with allmind) i am literally the only person. i checked. my mind is brilliant. i am Enlighted. no one else is as smart as i am

computer engineer x computer so they call it a system crush

me when im really cute

this is 621/walter to me

i think the real throughline of ac6 is that becoming important at your job is the worst thing that can happen to you as a person

this is one of my fav emblems i dont car

eating tuna salad

I don't think she's super tall either it's just that I think walters really really short