Yeah that's what dad of son 1 starts with and its a good setup!

Three panel comic. Panel 1: person who has post-op bandages wrapped around their nose, nervously holding someone’s hand. Another speaker off panel says, “alright… let’s get these bandages off.” Panel 2: the person is gleefully looking at themself in a handheld mirror, their friends are overjoyed. Their new nose is a gigantic, elongated and pointed sword shape. Panel 3: they are jumping out of the ocean with a smile on their face, in unison with two swordfish who are also breaching the water.

couldn't pick 1, so have 4 of my favorites

found this stupid drawing again from the bowsette years

uhh steam

this bit has kept me chuckling for ages

He's feeling "Bonita"🦊🫦💄💅✨

THE SKULL

if your high look at this right now

ugh fine, guess you can be my little bottom text

"I'm gay."

I was gonna tell something to my friend but the thought escaped me completely 😂

like if he would given occasional compliments, ask how he's doing or like just toss rocks in lake or fish and have some laughs and smiles, good dad. BUT IT'S KRATOS :,D I like dad of boy 1 and 2 and i get its the whole point he tries and thats kinda funny that Kratos is the western dad who stood up

they made only decent attempt and most of the game Kratos is opposite of good dad, like nobody should trest their kids like Kratos does lol. BUT HE IS TRYING AND KRATOS IS LIKE THE ONLY OBE WHO PUTS AN EFFORT TO BE THE DAD OF BOY

yeah it's kinda funny how
KRATOS of them all can learn to be better dad

it's really neat, it has that good x360 / ps3 game energy

yeah if KRATOS can learn to be better dad, rest of them have no excuses

its pretty funny how KRATOS is basically exception of the rule. but yea i liked both dad of boys well enough tho barrett, sam and hugh mops the floor with him

normally i would bitch how daft dad is and how long the development takes but IT IS KRATOS and he eventually even calls people by their name :D

western triple a industry make positive dad game that isnt about revenge or have the kid be fridged or be plot gimmick to drive drama challenge level: impossible

i could go all day about this how there's late 30s to late 40s aged folks parroting today views they just leeched off extremely racist people couple decades ago but i gotta go to work 😭 anyway pragmata is good and people are just jealous western triple a industry can't make positive dad game

IT WAS EXTREMELY RACIST SHIT.

also xbox or directx for it was codename manhattan project juuuuust to drive it home

and people who grew up reading and watching reviews like this just parrots the tropes and whatever insane sgit they just imagine instead of idk, looking it up

i remember xpmay was like "we nuked them and then they became real country" and shit like " i fear the date this race rules over us"
and im not sure if it was xplay itself but there was one review where they just yelled sake over japanese game.

Adam sessler being one of the spearheads and whenever confronted about it he just calls you a nazi pedophile ans blocks you

yeah it goes back to the 00s super racist reviews once xbox gave them out from "japanese supremacy" and there are still people who just say anything japanese is incomprehensible cringe pervert goon shit like out of pocket without any reason for that

post truth society 💁‍♀️✨

why would i play this to find out? are you endorsing this made up crazy bullshit i just made up to be mad about?

important! people who haven't played the game or the demo - it's very important for them to be able to make up whatever they wanna be upset about rather than reality that doesnt provide them such content

A big Pokemon looms over you! Sharing this shot since the new game got teased.