I would submit that a gerrymander by politicians saying fuck the voters and one by voters saying fuck the politicians are two wholly different animals

Virginia voters will approve a map that gives Democrats the chance to net as many as four US House seats, CNN's Decision Desk projects, in a major boost to the party's effort to flip the House. https://cnn.it/4w1wU6P

WVU chugs nuts

22-1 for a score update

surely no army in military history has ever been laid low by disease, a famously uncommon problem among people living in enforced close quarters

The future of making sure you don’t leave this guy alone with your drink

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

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Yeah cause it’s the kind of thing you propose building to appease the ego of a narcissistic leader whose army just got its asked kicked by a Black military general (Touissant L’Overture) and Black enslaved people who ran your troops off their island.

It’s a monument to ego and defeat. Perfect.

I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.

“Feud with the Pope” is BACK as a likely Wikipedia section heading after a 400-year gap.

Got chance to attend Art All Night and Maxo Vanka Block Party. Both full of cool attendees but also tons of happy, engaged, warm volunteers. Thanks for making Pittsburgh a great city for art!

#PittBS meetup tonite!
Much like our cancelled spring game would have been, we’re gonna hang out, drink some beers and not watch any football.

Got in a little hometown jam
So they put a rifle in my hand
Send me off to a foreign land
To go and eat the silver ham

Update: Alabama No Kings protestor arrested for “dick-tator” costume found not guilty on all charges. mynbc15.com/news/local/f...

Vance was in Hungary literally days ago trying to influence the election. Hypocrisy knows no bounds. The Pope is not only head of the Catholic Church; he is also the head of state of a sovereign nation state, the Holy See. He is empowered to direct foreign relations in its behalf.

Brutal Economy Fulfills Mom’s Dream Of Having All Her Kids Back Home Extra Family Time A Perk As Children Face Financial Ruin

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Doomed to be online forever

If you paid even a penny in federal income tax last year, you paid more than:

Tesla
Southwest
Disney
Live Nation
HP
United
PayPal
CVS Health
Palantir
Citigroup
PG&E
3M

That's right. They paid $0 in federal income tax.

It's time for big corporations to pay their fair share.

the coyote is the architect of his own destruction. He is clever, even intelligent, but it goes untempered by wisdom. He is a slave to his appetites, represented by the roadrunner, committing himself to the delusion that this time will be different. We are invited to heap our scorn upon him

Oh sorry, so religion and politics should be separate? Is that what you're saying? bsky.app/profile/atru...

It is not pee!

Truly remarkable how many people have told the Pope, in some way or another, to "shut up and dribble." Or corrected him on the Bible, despite their thin education on theology. Or told him to stay out of US affairs, despite him being a US citizen. The hubris is amazing.

1996 day on @wyep.bsky.social. Ripping some bangers.

Chicago White Sox pope hats giveaway

In the running for greatest giveaway of all time

Giveth and taketh away

Computational 'time machine' shows solar and wind power on track for 2°C target, but not for 1.5°C Wind and solar power have grown faster than almost anyone predicted, but projecting their future expansion remains surprisingly difficult. Researchers at Chalmers University of Technology, Sweden, hav...

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Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto SAN FRANCISCO—Following reports that a 20-year-old man had been arrested for throwing a Moltov cocktail at Sam Altman’s home, the suspect stated Monday that he only initiated the attack because he was...

“I’ve been using ChatGPT to help with cooking for a while now, so I didn’t think too much of it when the ingredients list included a bottle filled with gasoline and a cloth wick,” said the alleged attacker

Vaxxed?