Man, fuck that bullshit twist. #Survivor50

Why does #Scrubs gotta make me cry? I came for more sarcastic rants, not for sad feelings.

Excited to rep @dropout.tv and their most impressive warrior, Jacob Wysocki.

I just want one weekend of good weather. I'm sick of the look on my poor dogs face when she realizes we can't go for a long walk because of this crappy rain or snow.

Its cold as fuck

Im tired of the state of this country. 2nd innocent citizen killed by the Gestapo and then our government calls him a criminal.

I don't know what to do anymore, why did people let hate win?

All I want for New Year's is the U.S. release of Shoresy season 5.

This is riveting

Ive never hated anything more than wrapping gifts. Im too uncoordinated.

Muppets Christmas Carol is the best version of A Christmas Carol.

Everytime I get excited about Resident Evil 9, I slowly remember I was almost too scared to complete 7 and 8.

Why yes, I am a collector of the finest pieces of art.

Happened to my cousin over the summer. It was brutal.

What circle of hell do people that microwave fish in the office go to?

People think I'm joking when I say that I'm staying home this holiday season. I'm not going to be sick at the start of the year anymore! Eating my PTO in the first week.

The worst part of having a cheat meal is having anxiety about choosing it.

I'm mad for Kwesi. Fuck Twee, it's on sight.

You got to work with Utica!? Holy shit.

#YIAY2025
Fuck my entire life.

@samreich.bsky.social idea for Dropout, new horror movie a la CH The Shining, but directed by @joshruben.bsky.social and make it as gory as possible!

Okay, so the entertainment cinema is Leominster is awesome. They have trays for snacks and reclining seats.

The worst part of dieting is that when you start actually losing weight, you realize that other people were right all along and you could have been doing this your whole life.

"Whats keeping from apply to be on #Survivor?"

I don't know as I remind myself that I need to refill my depression, anti-anxiety, and ADHD medications.

@jordanmyr1ck.bsky.social your presentation was enlightening. Does Harry Cavill meet your criteria?

Is my antacid trying to be funny?

Is Ivan Ooze one of the best villains in cinema history? #jackask

Only the best for my girls 8th birthday today.

I thought Project Runway was about building airplanes in a limited time each episode all this time.

I hate this heat. I hate it.

@samreich.bsky.social got me crying during an episode of game changer all while there's some dude in a Bigfoot costume in the background.