how dare you interrupt my movie with your “important flight captain’s announcement”
Posts by Olamide Olaniyan
don’t worry babes you WILL find the love of your life at the goldeneyes game ❤️
would have loved to play boar on the floor with logan roy at least once
christian sober (drinks wine on sundays)
😤😤😤
can’t tell if shrinkflation or if I’m just old
it smaller
we need to put our best economic minds on this pronto
some of y’all need to worry less about what’s happening to the farmers and focus more on what’s happening to the tim hortons farmers wrap
“I had my heart broken last time, I won’t be falling for that again,” me talking about the fool’s spring.
lioness or y’all mind if a war cwiminal have a widdle feeling? 😔👉👈
a pity that 2:30 pm sleepy me and 2:30 am wide awake me seem to be two entirely different people
triggering a global economic recession just to feel something
too late! I have already imagined myself as a smooth cream coloured cat relaxing on a rug and you as a seething orange cat lunging at me as seen on the cover of mitski’s “Nothing’s About to Happen to Me.”
fighting and losing a war on two fronts? baby numbers, watch this
performative for Jackie
❤️
as a side note, do you think dead internet theory applies to all the scam links you got sent on Facebook in the late aughts
lmao you think I’m afraid of a shady link? I already gave away my privacy and info to “Download Football Manager 2013 Full Game on Steam,” I no longer fear death
they said performative but they never said who for
A woman places a sword on the shoulder of a man wearing chain mail and a coat of arms on his back in a painting called “The Accolade.”
when the older guy with the gruff voice tells you the carhartt jacket suits you
This album is great because it starts like this and then moves into the most crushingly melancholic take on Danny Boy you’ll hear. No notes, 10/10
no business going so hard, left no crumbs etc
youtu.be/x_E2RYSutrE
Scheming villain emoji rubbing his hands
when the indie bookstore has unwieldy stacks of books AND a ladder
“I want you to put the word out there that we back up”
For more than three years, Elwyn Thom has collected furniture destined for the dump, fixing it up and reselling the pieces at a discounted price.
In December, I visited his storefront to learn why.
Check out my latest in the Tyee:
thetyee.ca/WhatWorks/20...
[woody harrelson voice] “That’s why they called him ‘The Tax Man.’”
[cowboy voice] well listen here pardner I don’t know about eeenglish but round these parts we’re hoping to pick up some portuguese with the transformative powers of bossa nova
A dark skinned man with a goatee and grey jacket —Daniel Kaluuya in a still from the movie Widows — tilts his head and looks closely and intently into another man’s face.
me saying the joke pun one more time on the zoom call just in case they didn’t hear me