Young Stolas: *laughing*
Andrealphus, annoyed: If you break your laugh box, you'll go your entire life without ever laughing again.
Stolas: is that what happened to you, Andy?
Andrealphus: 😠
Posts by Elliot | 🦎🤕🩼🦴
たぶんブリッツの家来て間もない辺りのお話
Idk I think Blitz should get a pet who he can babytalk to, and cuddle to sleep in the beanbag, and kiss and pet when he needs some love. And Stolas would huff and pout and side-eye and then be embarrassed that he's jealous of a pet
now that stolitz job fair week is over, may i interest you all in helluva aro ace week? 🤲
✨DADDY✨
Re-draw of one of my first Twin pics 🥲
They’re one year old now, how time flies!
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#stolas #stolitz #stolitzfankids #erisbia
Hold birb gentle, like hamburger 🍔
💕I love it when Stolas's pretty eyeliner is more distinct. He is so gorgeous! Let him flaunt it!
I love it when I.M.P find out about Blitzø’s horrible no good traumatic past in the worst way possible and Blitz doesn't take it well and has a little crash out
Them
Blitz finding a three bedroom apartment and still sleeping on the couch because sleeping alone in a room reminds him too much of the (second) worst time of his life and because he keeps waking up at every noise for fear of not being close enough to protect his family if something happens
wife
#barbiewire
Hades wispering to Megara "Go ahead. Write and draw that weird shit"
If no-one else is drawing or writing that weird shit who else is going to do it?!?!?! 😭💔
#artsky #art
Love with Pride.💗 🏳️🌈
#helluvaboss #stolitz
Yep, this is about what I expected. 🤣
HOW DARE THEY DO THIS TO ME
How dare they do this to me
I love how big Blitz’s hands are… big to hold bird gently… like hamburger
So, this is the poster for the upcoming short, right?
#helluvaboss #barbiewire #silly
Digital colored sketch of Blitz holding a knife to an eggplant that’s been tied to a fence with chains, as Stolas sits on the ground and watches with a teary smile. Two other eggplants are tied to the fence as well, and they look a little beaten up (by Blitz of course). There’s a video camera on a tripod recording Blitz’s very important interrogation; he’s saying, “Why won’t your siblings GROW for my bird, huh? Ya not-so-little grocery store bastards…” Stolas has his tail loosely curled around a pot with a wilted eggplant plant in it; the pot was decorated by Blitz with a horse and moon doodle, as well as “STOLS” written on it. Stolas’ eyeliner is running from him being upset over his failed eggplant attempt, and he has a couple bandaids on from gardening work. He’s wearing pink short overalls and a purple t-shirt, while Blitz is wearing purple biker shorts and a blue t-shirt that’s been tied up.
thank you to @khosh3kh.bsky.social for comm’ing a stolitz surprise!! the emoji prompt was 🍆🎥⛓️💥
blitz is not above holding an eggplant interrogation when his birdboyfriend’s attempt at growing his own doesn’t pan out as well as he’d hoped
#Stolitz #HelluvaBoss #HCreates 🌱
Seeing a chubby happy newborn Octavia propped up for a photo warms my heart, and then it breaks when you put it side by side with an improperly swaddled and crying newborn Stolas, who looks thin and is lying on his back alone in the dark, the portrait/photo likely done in passing.
Millie: What was sex with her (Verosika) like? From Helluva Boss Season 1 Episode 3: Spring Broken
Millie as Milerd Realboy: I like sports and fucking bitches. Next to Moxxie as Moxxine from Helluva Boss Season 2 Episode 5: Unhappy Campers
Niffty to Velvette: Wow, you're really pretty, lady. From Hazbin Hotel Season 2 Episode 8: Curtain Call
Verosika to her gang as they are cornered by police at gunpoint: All right sluts, get ready to suck a lot of pig dick. The following frame shows Vortex reluctantly raising his hands to go into custody
Straight People by Vivienne Medrano
I will take literally any excuse to put this bird in fancy glasses.
#wip #helluvaboss #stolas #stolasfanart #vivziepop
my life has been significantly better ever since i found this floofy barn owl baby photo, so here's floof stolas 😭
#HelluvaBoss
millie pov, missions, and Blitzø & Millie's friendship 🩷 small ficlet!
archiveofourown.org/works/83320156
background stolitz!
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