Also Gilead called, they want their Commander back

Don't laugh

Our Suez moment was Trump slithering down the escalator

I knew I liked you

💯

Happy to be a guest contributor and write about his wanna-be Gilead Commander beard

You're not the only one.

"uh... anything else Mr Pres or do you need to get back to threatening to end the world before we get back to it?"

Oh my fucking god they are setting all kinds of records... longest awkward silence in space. It will never be broken.

Iran War Live Updates: Trump Issues Grave Threats as Hormuz Deadline Draws Closer

Hey anyone who is listening to me (and I'll be there are many other serious people expressing this) is this a nuke threat? Like for real.

No fucking shit, somebody needs to stop this right fucking now.

I ditched Cosby straight away

F'in A right

This is not the neoliberal way. The neoliberal way is to outsource the responsibility and offload the consequences onto the consciences of disempowered people everywhere.

Love a thousand times. There's not enough MAGA in the world to call that bet.

First as farce, then as tragic farce

Trump said he spoke to a former president about bombing Iran. Four denials suggest otherwise. Trump said twice Monday that he spoke to one of his predecessors about the Iran war and that the former president said he wished he had taken the action Trump did.

Is Grover Cleveland in the room with us right now, Donald?

This is a clinic.

At t minus 40, did she hang her head in shame? And then catch herself?

"yeah we got the Wizards game TiVod, peace"

Fuck. Around. And. Find.
Out.

Great callback!

That is some fascist shit

Rubio Stresses Trump’s Support for Leader of Hungary Before Tight Elections

Little Marco continues to abase himself.

Who's going to tell him?

a brown wire-haired pup stands on a wooden deck in a grassy yard. he looks at us with golden eyes and his right ear flipped inside out. he has a pipe-shaped stick in his mouth, giving him the appearance of a sophisticated and dapper gentleman. just give him a deerstalker cap and a cloak, and he'd give Sherlock Holmes a run for his money.

This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10

Melania review – Trump film is a gilded trash remake of The Zone of Interest Dispiriting, deadly and unrevealing – there is a decent documentary to be made about the former model from Slovenia, but this one is unredeemable

www.theguardian.com/film/2026/ja...

I miss having a legitimate government

Abolish ICE is not enough.

Stern words for Greg Bovino or Kristi Noem is not enough.

We need prosecutions and trials.

Anything short of this position fails to address the gravity of this moment.

One of the best things I’ve read in a while: