Two Hedgehogs are on a paved patio.

Prefer feeding THEM - hoping we get more (breeding) in our close again this year (below is from late September):

A packet of Hedgehog Flavoured Crisps.

If you think that's bad, imagine my disappointment when I learned there was no trace of Mrs Tiggywinkle in these:

a person is eating mashed potatoes with a fork and spoon . Alt: a person is eating mashed potatoes with a fork and spoon .

Would make a change from mashed potato if you go for the diorama option I guess.

Parp!

Out of Cheese Error: Redo from Start

Have you tried painting them on with Tippex*?

*other correction flüids are available.

Wibble.

A humourous pencil sharpener in the shape of a cat, where you stick the pencils up it's bum

Thanks - I'll get sharpening my colouring pencils. 👍✏️

‘People still remember it 40 years later’: the making of Chuckie Egg The iconic game that came to define 8-bit programming still conjures flutters of nostalgia 40 years on – all thanks to a 15-year-old tea boy who worked a Saturday shift in a computer shop in Greater M...

www.theguardian.com/games/2026/a...

Did anyone have Chuckie Egg 2 (and ever complete it)?

four cups and saucers with the words ka me an pa written on them Alt: four cups and saucers with the words ka li me ra written on them

👋 Hope you're on the mend now. 😺

Mood Gorning, Your Spudliness 👋🥔 - can't beat a bit of toilet humour.

Baby Dog: "Bark! Bark! Growl! etc."

Ralphy: "Meh, Whatevs...'

Bakers who put too much puff in their pastry.

a close up of a cat 's face sitting on a table looking at the camera . Alt: a close up of a cat 's face sitting on a table looking at the camera .

**Reaches for Brain Bleach**

Mood Gorning, Your Spudliness 🥔👋

a close up of a man with a joker makeup on his face sitting next to a wall . Alt: a close up of a man with a joker makeup on his face sitting next to a wall .

Meh.

a fluffy kitten is being held in someone 's hand and says noooo !!! Alt: a fluffy kitten is being held in someone 's hand and says noooo !!!

Καλημέρα (I think).

Thanks, Body Clock, for waking me at 3:30 a.m. AGAIN!

FFS 😣🤬🥱

🙋 Erm, how do you know what a rotting corpse smells like?

Unless it was your turn to give Wülfhelm a bed bath this week, of course.

fry from futurama is holding a bunch of money in his hand Alt: fry from futurama is holding a bunch of money in his hand

Will the Goggies be on extra special rations beforehand (so they don't spoil their appetites)?

The Moon and Venus, captured at 8:37 p.m. in West Sussex

Also caught Venus before it disappeared behind the trees.

Just catching up on the latest episode of Secret Garden - love nature.

καληνύχτα 😴

FFS - I've just eaten. 🤢🤮

That's a whopper - thank you Mrs P. 🦔👍

May the current Pepto Bismol advert be your eternal earworm.

Kingley Vale: 'There are bodies beneath these trees' The Sussex woodland - home to some of the oldest living things in Britain - is steeped in folklore.

Kingley Vale: 'There are bodies beneath these trees' - BBC News share.google/jbecdCe2Twg8...

Is this connected to The Big Tree - and why #Wülferhampton folk aren't allowed anywhere near it? 🤔🌳

On the plus side, you haven't been completely ostracized like Leo XIV by some mad wannabe despotic sh1tbag.

Is the one on the bottom right about Deform plc voters?

Admit it - you were the inspiration for this. 🤭