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Posts by Sam Jenkins

Ahh maybe. That would make sense. I just dont think you build oba up like that and then set him back. I feel like he'll win and then go for a title shot.

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Agree but with Oba winning instead.

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Richard Stupid Tice makes a good point - the government should learn from Reform UK and use the same vetting system as we do. We have an exemplary record of only passing a few hundred racists, sex pests and violent criminals.

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Steamed Hams full transcript

Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions.
Ah.
Superintendent Chalmers.
Welcome.
- I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon.
- Yeah.
Oh, egads! My roast is ruined.
But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour.
Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill.
Isometric exercise.
Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh.
That isn't smoke.
It's steam.
Steam from the steamed clams we're having.
Mmm.
Steamed clams.
Whew.
Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers.
I thought we were having steamed clams.
D'oh, no.
I said steamed hams.
That's what I call hamburgers.
You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes.
It's a regional dialect.
- Uh-huh.
Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York.
Really.
Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams.
" Oh, not in Utica.
No.
It's an Albany expression.
I see.
You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.
Oh, no.
Patented Skinner burgers.
Old family recipe.
- For steamed hams.
- Yes.
Yes.
And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.
Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second.
- Of course.
Well, that was wonderful.
A good time was had by all.
I'm pooped.
Yes.
I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis.
- Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes.
- May I see it? No.
Seymour.
! The house is on fire.
! No, Mother.
It's just the northern lights.
Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

Steamed Hams full transcript Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

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Social media post:
Image of Ted Cruz speaking at CPAC.
Ted Cruz@tedcruz .19h
The Republican Party is the party of truck drivers,
steel workers, cops, firefighters, waiters &
waitresses - men and women with calluses on
their hands.
The Democrat Party is the party of rich coastal
elites that sip soy lattes with their pinkies in the air.
Laura Bassett @LEBassett
Trump was born with a silver spoon in New York
City. You went to Harvard and Princeton. What
the fuck are you talking about

Social media post: Image of Ted Cruz speaking at CPAC. Ted Cruz@tedcruz .19h The Republican Party is the party of truck drivers, steel workers, cops, firefighters, waiters & waitresses - men and women with calluses on their hands. The Democrat Party is the party of rich coastal elites that sip soy lattes with their pinkies in the air. Laura Bassett @LEBassett Trump was born with a silver spoon in New York City. You went to Harvard and Princeton. What the fuck are you talking about

Ted Cruz says he stands with the people,
just not anywhere near them.

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The real story… under any other president this would be jail time…

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Inzaghi. Hes done well at Lazio and Inter. Won trophies and leagues and got to the final in the champions league. Plus he's in Saudi so may be tempted by a chance at the EPL

4 weeks ago 1 0 1 1

If the board are considering letting Howe go at the end of the season, why wait? Isn't that just going to hamper us again in the summer transfer window, much like the DoF debacles over the last 2 windows?

Surely it's better to make the change now and let a new man have a running start at next year

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Funding for populist-right ‘media-political complex’ exceeded £170m in five years, research finds Handful of billionaires gave huge sums in particular to media organisations that boosted rightwing politicians, says Liam Byrne MP

Governments sit and watch while oligarchs purchase our politics, as if it were just another asset to be monopolised. For the sake of democracy and our own survival, we need to get the money out. Our political systems must belong to us and us alone.
www.theguardian.com/media/2026/m...

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Inzaghi

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We're just not good at anything. Can't defend. Never really look like scoring and the midfield basically is non existent, teams play thorough it with ease. We need a change

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They're going to give this

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Dont think it was Araujo though, somehow

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He was certainly afraid of Vietnam-style combat in Vietnam.

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Exclusive | Trump Administration Set to Receive $10 Billion Fee for Brokering TikTok Deal Investors in the social-media platform’s U.S. business agreed to give the government several multibillion-dollar payments, sources said.

It was revealed last week that Trump got a $10 billion bribe for helping steal TikTok and give it to his right wing billionaire friends under the pretense of national security and it barely enjoyed a two hour news cycle

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The point is not that it's legal, but whether it's ethical. Perfectly justified story that's in the public interest.

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This may be the best photo in Newcastle United's history

1 month ago 24 5 2 1

At least we won the throw in battle 😅

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If human rights are limited to certain groups, they are not really human rights, are they?

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If the government gets to decide if you have them, they're not human rights.

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Playing with ten players for the entire second-half, but you wouldn't have thought it.

Exceptional shift, lads! 🙌

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🤷‍♂️😄

1 month ago 209 20 4 2

Fucking beautiful

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The running, the graft, the whip on the shot. *chef's kiss* Will 🫶

#NUFC

1 month ago 84 15 4 1

Let's just go down to 10 men every game now. Can play compact with speedy counters. Perfect for us 😂

1 month ago 1 0 0 0

Incredible

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I mean its not pure geordie but there's a massive twang 😂

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It's Osulaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!! #NUFC

Ye mad bastard.

1 month ago 187 43 1 13

Will Osula has a geordie accent 😂

1 month ago 6 0 1 0

Thought Trippier was past it but fair play to him. He was immense tonight. Quality and nous 🫡

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