Turns out all the stuff I was stressed about at work did not resolve during my two days off

He punched me in the face somehow

He did do a really cool flip, in fairness

That’s the whole house 😭

He did parkour off my leg

Why can’t they invent a Fizban who is normal

He’s literally trying to unplug the WiFi right now

I have been thinking about this basically constantly since you told me. I want to achieve that level of packing spreadsheet

Poor Moth, it’s not her fault

Glad to see Jyn though

Whenever I’m out of town, I miss the animals and then immediately remember when I get back that 2/3 of them are monsters

I mean, I think it’s fair to an F1 race

Furthermore if you wear Lando Norris merch to an IMSA race, I think you should pay me 500 US dollars

If you wear Lando Norris merch to an IndyCar race, I think you should pay me 100 US dollars

I also noticed this! Not one, all weekend

the sartorial challenge of making Wemby's suit is a show I'd watch three hours of

I’m not usually a fan of people leaving sporting events before they’re over but I feel like if Alex Palou is leading with 10 laps to go, it’s understandable

Extremely on brand for Long Beach

I LOVE to be at a track. I do not love the part of being at a track where I have to sit in direct sunlight without stretching my legs for a couple hours

Yeah the main appeal of street circuits is extremely everything that isn’t the race

At home I can see all the angles and I don’t need hearing protection and my legs aren’t getting sunburned (I’m reapplying sunscreen as fast as I can)

I love going to car races but unlike many other sports, being physically there makes the viewing experience much much worse than just watching it at home

It’s a really good one

I think this is very much a case of he could have been good if McLaren had been at all interested in developing him as a driver. Also if McLaren were anywhere near as good of a team as Pato makes them look.

HOW MANY WINS DOES THE SHORT KING OF STOCK CAR RACING HAVE THROUGH 9 RACES?

I keep saying Vibe City sounds like a strip club

The stress would have killed me!

I would have had a heart attack

Sounds like I should be extremely glad I’m not watching this nascar race

It’s so hard for me not to make fun of these people to their faces