McDonald’s has ramyun shakers but you can just buy ramyun/ramen seasoning if you try it & enjoy it. Umami seasoning for ramen or fries is easy to get & keep with you when out.

Also we can do a rewatch party with video chat and snacks like in June. May is full of the zoo, a weird local Uranus themed everything since the city is named Uranus (possibly it’s in Missouri so…) and we have two more major outdoor home projects.

MOTHRA STEWART AAAAAH I GOTTA STEAL THIS NAME

My husband @jjorbles.bsky.social is so good to me. I am madly in love with this man.

That’s not even all I went sicko mode @jjorbles.bsky.social patiently listened to a good ten minutes of freestyle bars while I freestyle floated cuz manas gonna tee

@jjorbles.bsky.social looks and is the ayelababa yaga. The assassin for those of the vermin variety. Once he has determined it’s your time, nothing can save you.
Check out his GATTY BOOM BLATTY. If you’re vermin you go BATTY BOOM SPLATTY.
Or I use my mind to force you to remove asbestos maskless

a manatee is swimming in the ocean with the words oh the humanatee behind it Alt: a manatee is swimming in the ocean with the words “oh the humanatee behind it”; the manatee seems to have a bit of sass

I’m surprised @jjorbles.bsky.social still wants to marry this more sane manatee, who acts like a bit of a wee numpty; though he is fond of whimsy. Anyway I am now sleepy, a bit tipsy, although I’m not jkwon nor in a club but don’t be salty or mad cuz you ain’t me. Gotta get it how I swim
#madmanatee

Real love is @jjorbles.bsky.social not snapping after hearing me freestyle rap about being afflicted with insanity even though I’m a manatee spreading anarchy from sea to shining sea, not sparing any even those who plea or flee on my spree, through the intercom on the Telly while we’re both sleepy

Susie the dawg aka slucifer aka social sausage aka Darth Sassywurst looking at the camera with a slightly disappointed paternal look, in her green summer dress with cupcakes, milkshakes, & sweets on it as a pattern or design, while rocking a bow wow tie that is light green with lemons and white little polka dots. Her fawn hair is cut short for the summer. Her face seems to say “I know y’all are out here about to act out due to the hot weather and I can’t stop you, you beautiful disasters. Just be safe, biff Nazis in the face, and be kind to one another.”

Susie wants to remind you all to wash your whole body thoroughly at least once a day as it’s getting hot & swamp ass season is quickly approaching. You are growing older, your body constantly changes, so adjust hygiene accordingly. Don’t be musty or funky, making excuses when we done told you.

@jjorbles.bsky.social is the best husband. Being able to nerd out, make out, play like kids, & party like adults while in the happiest place on earth? This is going to be the best holiday because I’m going with my best friend. Once we walk in, we’re in a dream until we leave. That’s Disney magic 🪄

Between the tortilla blankets & the food pillows, it sounds so weird in our home.
“The shrimp go in the living room, with the lemons.”
@jjorbles.bsky.social “I want donuts in the library”
“Ok. Let’s keep some pizzas in the ottomans in case it gets cold.”
“I’ll grab the baguette.
“I’ve got an egg”

People who used Benzoyl Peroxide reported marred skin with larger acne scarring, pock marks, & other negative side effects after treatment. This was reported 20 years after the acute acne breakouts. Benzoyl Peroxide was in both prescribed & OTC treatments. I would avoid it; I took their statements.

Listen or read the full article on our website.

a black and white photo of a jail cell with a keyhole in the middle Alt: a black and white photo of a jail cell with a keyhole in the middle

They’ve built a prison using bricks of insecurity handed to them from the other people cashing in on their delusions, sealing themselves away, bars made of fear, a roof of lies & justifications. The male loneliness epidemic was curated by their behavior, beliefs, & attitudes, & they won’t end it

a cartoon of a person hiding behind a blanket in the dark Alt: a cartoon of a person hiding behind a blanket in the dark, their eyes above the maroon blanket wide with fear as their fingers grip it shaking in terror

This is what he’s actually afraid of. Saying “homophobia” isn’t really accurate when most of “homophobia” is literally just “the fear of being treated the way one has been treating members of the opposite sex including anything done without consent, harassment, shaming, & all forms of abuse.”

a man is sweating profusely and looking at the camera . Alt: The skit from Key & Peele when his girlfriend is looking at Peele’s search history, and he is sweating comically profusely with literal streams of water flowing down his face he is still keeping neutral even though his eyes also show he is straight nervous and terrified

Due to this, they are convinced any man who likes men will employ the same tactics he has used against women but with him as the focus. He believes the tables have turned, he is now the prey, & he knows he cannot defend himself. He knows what he has done or wanted to do to women.

a man in a suit says back off in front of bars Alt: a man with a ginger brown mustache and beard as well as a chin strap hairline along the jaw and a mop of the same ginger brown hair in a charcoal blue suit with the white collar shirt unbuttoned a few at the top says “back off” in front of what appears to be prison bars with the letters below him “back off!” And a watermark saying it is from the show count down

Because they don’t see the benefit or even ability for men & women to have platonic relationships that stay platonic, they assume gay or bisexual men are the same way. But now they believe they are potential prey, they act out in fear, trying to state boundaries decent people naturally have

a young man wearing glasses stands in front of a window with the words where my hug at Alt: a young man wearing glasses and a black t shirt stands in front of a window, gesturing as if he wants a hug and asking “where my hug at? With the words where my hug at in white below him

🧵 Homophobic men are predatory in nature. They see every woman in their social circle as a possibility for their own sexual gratification. The friend zone is more like the wolf zone, thinking he’s one bashing her man comment away from getting to her. 1/

Ain’t no thang the love flows between us.

The best thing is we have blankets that are literally giant tortillas. So I made him a rest burrito. A yeen burrito if you will. @jjorbles.bsky.social might be a wife guy but I have a sexy husband I can’t wait to get to relax with. Riviera is so close I can smell it.

Actually you’d be surprised. Let me ask Tito, as he has a Toyota dealership and that family discount is NUTS. I’ll ask.

Actually, let me check.

Dipping out for Shabbat early. Please remember that rest is self care. “Doing nothing” is important. If you’re stressed out, feeing guilty or mentally running through your “to do” list, you’re not really resting or recharging. Nothing can be changed/ repaired instantly including mental health. REST

a cartoon cat is sitting in a chair with a heart shaped pillow on its back . Alt: The cartoon cat Tom from Tom & Jerry is wrapped in a red blanket while nestled in a huge overstuffed green chair, nuzzling in and clearly happily sleeping

I could see @jjorbles.bsky.social body & soul are tired, still recovering from a cold, & vaca is 30 days away; so yesterday I wrapped him in a blanket on the couch with a space heater to stave off the chill, aromatherapy, soothing telly, a loving plump sausage & let him sleep from 9am until 5pm.

a woman is covering her mouth with her hand while crying . Alt: a woman in a grey shirt with her hair pulled into a bun covers her mouth with her hand in a fist then moves the fist away in a looping up/down motion emphasizing while crying, as if to say “that’s a true friend” or moved to the point of tears by someone displaying the behavioral characteristics of someone we in the culture hold in high regard, like a real friend, hearing what your friends man has done for her, etc etc. it’s a clip taken from the CW which is in the bottom right corner from our perspective, the background is pink, beige, and white in a fat wave as if it’s the sound stage of some reality TV reunion show or in the confession booth

The most beautiful thing with this gift is when I have a strong bond with someone & are led to them, with a clear message, I might not understand it but being able to tell someone doesn’t freak out or call names? A rarity & wonderfully welcome. @qatgondelete.bsky.social
@qatapultnsfw.bsky.social

Is there anything I can do to help? I have triple A so crazy discounts, I can also whip up some frozen casseroles, to simplify meals. Anything y’all need @jjorbles.bsky.social & I are here for you. I’m making fresh bread today if you’d like some loaves. Rosemary, a honey basil, etc.

Remember things like this when they’re screaming that Zionism and Judaism are the same thing when they are absolutely not.

Also I don’t know if you got my text but since we don’t know 1) how to use our gas fireplace and 2) how to refinish a bathtub, I’m going to attempt it since it should need a week to cure so it can while we are on vacation. Again I don’t mind paying someone, but i don’t know anyone unless you want to

It’s ok. If you know anyone who is good with exterior paint let us know. Again, one of our gifts is the exterior paint job & I would prefer to give it to a local company because Home Depot & that level is making plenty of money; I just want to make sure I’m doing my part to keep money in our area

Dollar tree/deals/whatever has $1.25 items has tools. From painters tape to paint brushes, crafting material, etc. even caulk.
There are things you can save money on, & “tools” to finish the job involving higher quality items is a great saver. I found the magnets for the cupboard doors there too.