Who was this shit even for outside of the torturers in Guantanamo Bay #totp

Not me doing a small sob at that Baz Lurhmann song #totp

Anthony Giveusakiss!

Anthony Lookatthis!

There he is, Anthony Paedodis #totp

Good old Feeder #totp

Some expense spared with those dancers’ outfits #totp

The curator should’ve given that boy a leathering for mucking about with that skull #totp

From the arse more like #totp

What is going on here #totp

[Gasolina if I was using it to sell a load of stolen tomato products]

I’ve got a boot full of Napolina
(Do you like Napolina?)
I’ve got a car full of Napolina
(Does yer ma want Napolina?)

Neither do Boyzone by the sounds of it #totp

I don’t remember this one at all #totp

Why are they all dressed like they’re going to a wake #totp

1000 clowns? No just one #totp

This is like if a hair fell off Beck’s balls & became sentient #totp

Who the fuck is this idiot #totp

I got up really early to go to an exercise class so I guess that makes me the protagonist of all mankind now

My fringe is finally long enough to clip back out of my face

Me: Brain, you’ve been a turd lately. You owe me some restitution

Brain: what do you want

Me: A fruity dream about Alexander Skarsgard

Brain: best I can do is one about Milo Ventimiglia but you get constantly interrupted

Me: ok that’ll work

Yeah that part’s exceptionally grim

And the one where they get stuck between the army & the monster! Incredible!

The scene where the statue of liberty’s head bounces through the streets of Manhattan? Almost lost my mind in the cinema at that

Strong words from little Gwd but it’s my absolute favourite monster/action film & nothing else comes close. It’s perfect to me

I love Cloverfield so much. I wish they’d make a direct sequel 🥲

It turns out he’s actually from Manchester

In absolutely amazing news, my oldest & best friend has finally left her arsehole boyfriend who’s treated her like shit for almost 20 years. I am thrilled for her

Saw this on Justeat last night. Something very funny to me about “make it warm cake”

Wonder if Andrew will make Victoria Hervey join him in prison, like a pharaoh taking his slaves along to the afterlife

Put that back immediately