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Posts by Michael St. James

Y’all are gonna have to explain to the kids when they see MICHAEL that:
yes, he had a chimp,
yes, we kinda just got used to it, and…
Bubbles is still alive, aged 42 living in Florida, painting.

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So that presser form Vrabel was not a "Naw"

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Me, finishing that grant application just in time

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Vendor: "We'd love to do an account review with you to serve you better."
Me: Sure, lower the price by 20%
Vendor: "Can we schedule a quick call to go over your needs and..."
Me: Sure, now make it 25%
Vendor: "Let me get my Success Team Leader to get back to you."
Me: Great, we'd love 30% off!

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The thing with Gen X and music is that yes we had grunge but we also had rock and funk and hip hop and rap and pop and house and trance and lounge and reggae and soul and Gregorian chants ffs.

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I couldn’t be an NBA, I’d T up everyone for bitching.

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Sees a post, runs to the comments, but…
Nope

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I chose tails.

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As she spoke, her words punched through his chest and slashed his heart, “you don’t get to know me, anymore.”

She paused, making sure he heard her clearly, then said softly, “I hope you never forget me…but I’ll never think of you again.”

He could barely breathe, not that he wanted to ever again.

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Stay up all night binge watching, playing video games, while writing on the side…

Or

Skin routine, uber relaxation, meditate, go to bed early

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I wanna nap.
But I don’t wanna miss a minute of this Sunday.
Conflicted.

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I’m determined to enjoy the hell out of every sip of this Sunday.

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If you close at 9p, don’t close at 8:50, or 8:45.

Look, I didn’t decide the hours or make the sign.

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Dear Denver PD

1. An All Clear is not an Emergency alert.

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Luda has one helluva skin routine.

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With the sign: it’s all I want to do
Without the sign: wouldn’t even consider it.

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I also do not have a minute to review.

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I do not like this thing in me where I’m just fine with a “meh” morning because it’s not horrible.
🎶 Lowered Expectations

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Also,
1. Dicks looks smaller because it was cold today
2. Dicks is nicely groomed
3. Dicks looks bigger with those tiny balls.

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Also…snickering!!

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The 13 yr old in me will always snicker and point out that the #USWNT is playing a soccer match at Dick’s

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A little bit of sunshine
A dollop of blue sky
A heavy dash of snow
Mix with some light clouds
Top off with a beautiful sunset

- Mother Nature’s Recipe for “The Denver” today

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If they don’t play Crowded House’s “Four Seasons in One Day” during the broadcast some point I’m going to be mildly disappointed.

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The end of the sidewalk, where the concrete meets the rabbit-bitten grass. Seemed important at the time.

The end of the sidewalk, where the concrete meets the rabbit-bitten grass. Seemed important at the time.

FOUND IT

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I sang it.

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Nothing quite like a cheater judging another cheater for cheating on them.

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You guys, someone has spilled their cocaine from a rooftop in cap hill - it's falling everywhere. Weird.

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I feel ya robot friend
Same.

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Getting slapped by allergies as a snowstorm approaches is a special kind of hell.

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Yeah, blah blah blah AI and flying cars…where are we on replicators?

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