Remember this every time a Reasonable Democrat says we should be onboard with legal/technical measures to stop minors from accessing adult content

Once you create a category of Bannable Speech, you've created a tool for the powerful to ban any speech they want; just put it in the Bannable category.

It's a Binary Domain?!?

a cat is sitting on a couch with its mouth open and making a surprised face . Alt: a cat is sitting on a couch with its mouth open and making a surprised face .

Wait, you're a LESBIAN?!?!?

And my flower that *definitely* doesn't shoot water. Trust me, it smells so nice, come on in and get a big whiff.

Also a shark thing, but I don't know if Ken is a shark.

I mean he *might* be, I just don't know!

I'm not fully convinced this isn't part of the bit.

Screenshot of The Venture Brothers in which a big robot guy is looming over Hank and Dean screaming "IGNORE ME!" at them.

One of my personal favorites

A screencap of THE VENTURE BROS. episode "Hate Floats" where Dr. Girlfriend in a women's restroom says "Yes, I belong in here, I just have a deep voice."

A variety of household uses, this: spanakopedia.ordoliberal.com

a girl with green hair and blue eyes is holding her hand to her chin and looking at the camera . ALT: a girl with green hair and blue eyes is holding her hand to her chin and looking at the camera .

I am considering.

a woman with purple hair says she is really proud of herself Alt: a woman with purple hair says she is really proud of herself

I too salivate at the thought of dinner 'n' dessert

This is Cookie Run Kingdom for me.

That’s right. As it should be.

"Whatcha thinkin' about, sweetheart?"
"Just... you know... would I be an Enhancer or an Emitter?"

This Bri concurs.

I would say Speak No Evil except I literally got that suggestion from you and Jack in the first place lol

I couldn't breathe because I was laughing so hard. That bird's an asshole! 😂😂😂😂😂
Best with volume up.

Bizarro Super-kids talking about how they do Easter in reverse on Bizarro World

another world is possible

That potion station looks so fun!

Gifs you can *hear*

Guy 1: Will you sign my petition Guy 2: Yeah Petition: "Make them go back and add a scene in nightmare before christmas where they go to good-fridaytown and witness the crucifixion" Guy 2: hell yeah

Seeing people posting their favorite Good Friday tweets, and I'd feel remiss if I didn't share this amazing @bransonreese.bsky.social comic

A single tiny car drives out to the center of the otherwise empty central circus ring, windows fogged up. The car starts creaking and rocking back and forth, slowly at first. Nobody gets out.

Capital One Bank Guy 3 Visit the post for more.

Going back through old Swan Boys and going "woooo!" when I recognize something from the DMV area, like Dulles Airport. Representation in media is so important, thank you for your service, @bransonreese.bsky.social.
swanboy.com/comic/capita...

Me if golf was real

That detail is crazy! Very impressed!

"I want to talk about something else." takes on a whole new tone of "I'm trying to change the subject so we don't focus on the way I just got put in my place."

right now the astronauts are calling houston because the computer on the spaceship is running two instances of microsoft outlook and they can't figure out why. nasa is about to remote into the computer

This is gold!

Hit it, Keith! ⛓️😈

This is *EXACTLY* the video I hoped it was. Thank you for your service.