Not people, *liberals*.

The hand position is saying “perhaps goatse but not yet”

As a Pollyanna optimist I believe this orgy of selfishness and gaslighting will ultimately cause us to reform our democratic rule set to something more like the hated European social democracies, something which seemed absolutely impossible in the age of Obama.

Critics say 2 plus 2 equals 4

The first time I ever read about Fetterman was in an airline magazine. I should have known right then.

That’s the purple stuff too. Top of the line

I love that the orange works

Here is something you just can’t understand…
HOW I COULD VOTE GILLIBRAND

Lectern got the pillow top option

This is the way

It’s extremely satisfying to rubberneck historic science, people at the top of their game executing and collaborating in the name of pure science. One day we will recall each little step in this as the critical lifeline of the human race.

All belief systems depend on the “so what follows” aspect.

[satirical statement from george costanza] Good afternoon. The lies linking me with the disgraceful Jerry Seinfeld need to end today. I have never been friends with Seinfeld. I was invited to the same parties as Seinfeld from time to time, since overlapping in social circles is common in New York City. The first time I crossed paths with Seinfeld was in the year 2000, at an event Elaine Benes and I attended together. I never had a relationship with Seinfeld or his accomplice, Kramer.

just gonna leave this here. for no reason.

Yupp I do this especially in a loud environment. I can’t look at who I’m listening to or it’s too much input. Need to point my ear at them and try to trance out.

T Rex

orcboxer ® Have you seen the new show? It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It's on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you.

Same vibes for some reason IMO:

WHITE SOX POPE HAT

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WHITE SOX POPE HAT

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Balloons are notoriously leaky

Anyway, the @acrossthetimeline.com transactions tracker is my favorite way to keep up with WNBA free agency, because it updates quickly, is easy to read, and credits the people who break the news (wow! ethical! cool!)

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“Wander Franco” is a very Lucas name.

You can almost hear Greedo saying it “Wan-der Francoooooo”

*especially* then

Yes. Most of them would not say this stuff face to face, in person, or even over the phone. We are dealing with a level of abstraction above a person. Aware of this abstraction, we sometimes feel less responsible for our actions.

This kind of abstraction is also why people are crazy in cars.

“That Hitler - strange fellow, but you have to admire his flow”

Reality-show-ass principaling lol

“First of all, all glory to Yoda. The force is strong with this team, despite all the adversity. As Master says, ‘The greatest teacher, failure is.”

Angel at the Tomb of Christ, by Benjamin West, 1813, 📸 by @HancockPhoto

“More like LatinX files”

This one looks like a still from the beginning of a nuclear test