“Stuffed animal?”
looks back at her small collection of cat stuffed animals
“Hmmm.”
Posts by Ivette “Ivy” Velez / The Jaguar
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// I missed something again I guess
// I was laughing so hard at my own joke I got jumped in Persona.
🎵 I NEVER SAW IT COMING! 🎵
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“Either way, I wonder if I could pull off clothes August wears?
…Probably not. Can you imagine?”
“Also I don’t know if the whole dark blue lips things is goth. Honestly, it strangely comes with the transformation. Never questioned it but I guess I could wear it out of costume too.”
“I’m also good at curling up in a ball and hiding in dark corners where nobody can see me.”
“Yeah? I’m…not exactly tall. But I am a good climber, so that makes up for it.”
“……I wonder if I could go for a goth look? August and I are the same height…
…Hmmm…”
“……I kind of get it.”
“………On the other hand………”
she’s lost deep in thought
“That sounds painful.”
looks down at her clawed feet
“Especially if it’s someone like me. Who’d want that? Are they stupid?”
“Wait. Why would anyone want to be stepped on?”
// Okay. Turns out we were both right. The first one ends with Predator-Archie being created and the second one he…exists in the story.
Still haven’t read it but now I’m mildly curious
// Wasn’t that the first one? Never read the second one
“…Is…someone threatening my friend?”
she extends her claws and growls quietly
“Besides. Who wants to see me go around with my reading glasses on, saying things like
‘Anything else for today, master?’
…That sounds so embarrassing. I’d never do that.”
“A maid?
…you know, I once considered getting a job at a maid cat cafe. It was mostly for the cats. But then I was told that the maids get stared at a lot and have to do a lot of talking to strangers and I don’t think I could do that.”
// Archie Comics did have a crossover with Predator, which honestly felt like they just wanted to do gore and kill off silly characters because funny.
It wasn’t that funny.
Even with the helmet on, that’s terrifying
SCREAMS
“What’s a Xenomorph?”
Oh Ivette. Poor poor Ivette.
// Okay so I’m guessing I missed something or some callout and somebody left the platform and you know what? I’m okay not knowing. I’m just chilling
// Lol same. So it may be too risky for now, I guess. I got myself locked out for a few minutes.
// I had the same issue earlier but now I can switch accounts. See if it works for you too
she looked around before whispering something in the ear of the gargoyle
“Bet you never heard that one before. Just…don’t tell anyone. It’s personal.”
“I mean, progress is progress.”
she slowly looked towards a nearby gargoyle on a rooftop
“…You probably hear stuff like this all the time from heroes who chill on rooftops, huh?”