Pro tip: if dating apps make you depressed about the state of humanity, just go to your local standing bar.

I went last night and met the most interesting, lively and intelligent people and my faith in human was restored

The smiley fruit tho!! 🥺

「始めまして！仕事で出会いがなくて、友達の紹介でこのアプリを始めました。温泉、ビール、ゴルフ、旅行が好きです。インドア・アウトドアどちらも◎
よく穏やか、落ち着いてると言われます」
ペアーズの平凡なプロフィールは何百回読んだらみんな同じ原稿を使ってるのかなって

出会いアプリって地獄やわ
どうやって真剣な、面白い人を出会えばいいやろう

いくつかの木は桜が咲いてる。後ろに観覧車がある

おはよー！

（月曜日撮ったけど）

bro
Wtf

最近カレーうどんめっちゃ食べたい

today I went straight from my pole dance lesson to my Muslim neighbor’s Eid dinner celebration and that pretty much sums up my life rn

I have to be extra careful with my finger cause the slightest bump will cause it to start bleeding again… which means I keep inadvertently flipping people off
sorry folks

最近自炊頑張ってるからご褒美に新しい包丁を買ったけど、最初切ったものは野菜や果物じゃなくて自分の指です。
悲し〜

It was snowing in Tokyo and I didn’t even bring a coat… rippppp

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I was blessed by the pole gods today… I had actually decent grip

Definitely yay!!

花粉症やばいぞ

Yep!! It’s weird… like a shortcut in my brain that I know the color is there so I don’t have to actually see it… or something lol

oooh this was fun
But it combines both shape and color in every question which makes it hard to answer…
I see things in perfectly distinct, clear detail and motion, but color is always dim at best for me

How do you test this??

クリニックに行って「自由にドクター！」って聞かれたらすごく惑ってしまったが、
Do you need the doctor?って
英語やったらしい。

Not at all!! Less than when I do it myself lol
She nearly put me to sleep

I tried the あかすり at the onsen today. A sweet 70 year old Chinese lady telling me about her late Japanese husband of 18 years who would always praise and encourage her no matter what and talking about him nearly made her cry and she was so precious

Also I have the skin of a newborn baby now

if you do let me know the dates…

+1から始まる電話番号は入国管理局絶対ちゃうで

i think we all need to normalize just being comfortable with giving earnest compliments without weird caveats. if your friend does something cool, tell them it’s cool. i don’t necessarily thrive on compliments, but it does means a lot if a friend goes out of their way to say something kind to me.

今日の中央線はめっちゃ混んでる…何かのイベントとかあるのかな

YouTube is partially down. You can view videos and channels directly, but the main homepage, shorts feed, and any recommended videos are not loading

Ooooh good luck with Hokkaido in February 😂 don’t die

And if you don’t, yes please come visit Osaka!!!

Hahaha I figured but I still want to schedule another pole date with you soon!! 🥺

Rip… 2-4 weeks and no contact sucks :/

I think of you every time I’m in Tokyo!! But the schedule has never worked out 😭😭😭
What’s your March look like?

Congrats to everyone getting their #JLPT scores back!
Whether or not you got the score you were hoping for, you showed up and studied hard and you should be proud of yourself!

You know it’s going to be *a day* when your coworker patiently listens to you explain something for 10 minutes and when you finish says “ok so I understood literally none of that”

sometimes I wish Japanese people would just interrupt sometimes