The badger's on HIS back.

I like this one. I forgot it existed.

Interesting mood shift huh. I undergo frequent context switches. Sometimes my entire body disappears.

I'm utterly drained. I have nothing left inside me.

Okay, just so we're all on the same page: we're going with feather-fingers for Spencer, right?

I mean, he's a surgeon. I don't know how you do surgery with feather-fingers.

(Although maybe that explains things.)

I saw it when it came out and I thought it was so funny.

At every subsequent point in time, seeing or hearing anything from it inspires a type of revulsion I can only describe as primal.

I think this meeting might be about me.

I wonder how old I'll be when I finally go through a whole year without hearing about Little Nicky.

Meeting host's accent pronounces the letter S like "ass".

So I keep hearing about something called Project Ass.

Whenever I meet my mother in a dream I end up going on a frothing tirade at her. Fortunately I don't see her there that often.

Someone told him his face looks like one of those medieval plague doctors.

He didn't disagree but he misunderstood what "plague doctor" meant.

Spencer the dastardly dodo doctor
Riley the raccoon "trash expert"
Michal the sensible fox mechanic
Smepaldi the creepy cave yeen

One of these needs a ref sheet *today*.

You have to wait until I lift my nose from this grindstone.

I can't get anything done after I leave the *dentist*. Coming home from the hospital earns you some time off if nothing else does.

It's already tomorrow and I've eaten nothing. I'm waist deep in frustration.

All of them I've already received reassurances from, they've whinged about how slow they're being and publicly asked for patience, or I know what their specific status is. Save one - who's the person I blew up at in December so I'd rather take care about what I say.

Rule #44 - Badger YouTube video by Fish in a Birdcage - Topic

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ITN...

That news made my bub bubs bounce

I am going to say.

I have 22 artworks that I've never received an update on. Many date back to January and February.

In case you're wondering.

Why is the painting still at 24%.

Finish it tonight.

My most overriding flaw is my lack of patience. It lies at the root of everything that's wrong inside and that I make go wrong outside.

If I could learn to be truly forbearing and forgiving then everything would be brighter.

Indeed. They will each list a different emotion but have exactly the same image.

I wanted to be sassy and original.

Foiled again

Okay, never mind, not doing that.

I’m going to wear them all at once.

Damn. I should have had them each display different emotions. Just flip the right one out for the moment at hand. Theoretically I could last an entire convention without saying anything.

I commissioned *three* badges and because I'm paranoid about all of them I just commissioned an *emergency badge* that I can pick up at FWA.

It's not because I really like badges (though presumably I do) - this is the type of person I am.

I know sometimes after I go to the dentist I'm not in a chowing-down mood.

Maybe littlemin's teeth still feel funny from the cleaning.

I'm not going to remember in the morning make it recurring