you can now archive projects on @pypi.org!
this work was done by my teammate Facundo @trailofbits.bsky.social and is part of a larger multi-year arc of work dedicated to landing security and usability improvements on PyPI:
blog.trailofbits.com/2025/01/30/p...
Chocolate Peanut Butter Pie Oreos with Chocolate Peanut Butter Tillamook ice cream
When I die, this is what I want my contribution to society to be…
This is going up next to the front door
I want those sunglasses
My invention of the electric baby gate was rejected by the US Patent Office. 😞
Most SaaS products can be replaced with well-designed Excel spreadsheets.
This little guy ordered a round of shots for the table. He’s a bad influence.
The random iOS Lock Screen is definitely
playing favorites with one of my children. It’s kind of making things awkward.
Power move:
1. “I have a hard stop in 5 minutes but…”
2. Give controversial opinion on contentious discussion for 10 minutes.
3. Leave meeting.
Starting the journey
Three stages of metamorphosis
The tallest poppy. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tall_poppy_syndrome
He’s not being held
Against his will, I promise
He really loves me.
Imagine the chutzpah it would take to be the Head of Marketing for IBM and deleting 715k followers.
I set my location to The Netherlands on Twitter so that GOP rage posts don’t make it to my feed. Keeps my blood pressure down.
For $5 you can bring the tension in your household to a whole new level.
Me rolling up to a deleted Slack message with 30 replies.
Dance like nobody’s watching, but for God’s sake, please don’t write like nobody’s reading.
Ain’t no laws when you’re drinking Claws
Upgrading my phone
I never have understood why that site needs to be the world’s saddest Thunderdome
In the Great Beyond,
Do I want streets of gold? No.
Pave them with Knoppers.
I mowed five acres
Of grass with a push mower.
Time to start over.
Please for the love of
God stop creating threads in
Slack DM’s to me.
Guess who’s not saving
Me from a home invader.
What’s the deal with pugs?
Steer clear of the hazard on Hole 6!
A simple lesson I learned from my 2nd grade daughter: Don’t yuck someone’s yum.
Any night you go to bed smelling like a campfire is a good night.
̶D̶o̶n̶’̶t̶ ̶l̶e̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶p̶e̶r̶f̶e̶c̶t̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶e̶n̶e̶m̶y̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶g̶o̶o̶d̶.̶ ̶
Not every New Yorker cartoon is funny.