Screenshot of Joker and Batman from the Adam West Batman series surfing. Joker says "Cowabunga, Bat-Drip! As surfers go, it looks like you're all wet! Ahahaha!", to which Batman replies "Shut the fuck up! Fuck you!"
next week we bear witness to the holiest of miracles: ham deals
A color portrait of Dennis Eckersley, the Major League Baseball pitcher who gained fame as a “closer” for the Oakland Athletics in the late 1980s and early 1990s. In 1989 he helped the A’s sweep their neighboring rivals, the San Francisco Giants. It’s neither here nor there, but Dr. Slife was in the stands for Game Two, hotdog in one hand, beer in the other, when he saw a slim figure in a forest green tunic cartwheeling across the diamond. Nobody else seemed to notice. The figure landed lithely on his feet, spun around, looked up to the stands, and made eye contact with Slife. The figure smiled menacingly and Slife thought he saw two rows of teeth each on the top and bottom all filed down to glistening ivory needlepoints. The figure threw back his head and capered off the diamond. Still nobody noticed. Slife felt a warm wet shadow spread across his crotch.
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Simpsons pic of Bart pressing a "you" button for a mechanical Smokey Bear with the line "you pressed 'you' referring to me"
A screenshot of David Cross and Bob Odenkirk in front of a NASA logo. Cross is speaking into a microphone at a podium. Text says " American can, should must, and will blow up the moon"
Today's the day.
Blurry Google Street View image of a sign outside a gas station that says PUT GAS VERE WE GOT GLOVES FOR YOU that lasted from 2020 until a few weeks back
This sign was outside a Shell for years and I meant to get a decent picture of it. It changed to a Sunoco a few weeks back and it's been removed, but I'll remember it forever
Youtube movie clips used to be titled "The Meeting - Michael Clayton (2007) (3/10)" and now they're all like "George Clooney Shocked When He Learns The Truth"
children need to crawl before they walk. only have access to text-based social media. bbs, forums, listservs, instant messenger.
only adults with post-secondary education should be allowed to watch short-form vertical video
*crests a log* hey dudes
Hi, I’m the guy who programs Venmo’s search algorithm. You may be wondering why typing in either your friend’s exact full name or username only occasionally works. This is because Venmo hates its users. Hope this clarifies things.
Jason Isaacs from “The White Lotus” with a gun to his temple while wearing a Duke t-shirt
Raise the flag
The Dragonkin Roundtable
Crime in the United States has dropped immensely in the last 35 years
A mustachioed black man pedaling an indoor exercise bike. He's wearing a white sweatshirt, blue sweatpants, and smiling. Ironically, his son will grow up to be a Pelaton instructor, Instagram influencer, and lifestyle coach. And *his* son will grow up to be a blacksmith and a farrier, the only man I would trust to shoe my horse, Sunfish.
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Which Tiger Driver is more dangerous?
Paused MAD MEN while Ted Chaough’s partner was in the hospital and the HBO Max interstitial ad made it look like his dying wish was for a Whopper.
We're adding "Stella 3072" to 2026, right after "Stella wife"
As someone who has or has had pretty much every type of addiction we have going social media is also extremely addictive. Same shit. Don't care what the science papers say or whatever. "Brain feel same."
The New York Times coming on here to reply to random ass people about its Trans reporting is the newspaper version of the “Marilyn Manson Going Door To Door To Scare People” Onion headline.
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
MLB scoreboard of Pirates vs Mets that reads P: 0 NY: 0 or could be seen as “Ponyo” (LET’S GO METS!!!)
An underrated Miyazaki classic #LGM
more like "lookout: stud"
Happy polio vaccine announcement anniversary. "There is no patent. Could you patent the sun?" remains one of the hardest remarks of all time. Kind of quote every child should be taught
A screenshot of a picture of a baseball
Can we get 10,000 RTs for this
I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news. The shipper... (takes off glasses, pinches bridge of nose) The shipper chose DHL. (unable to look you in the eye) We don't know when your package will arrive. We may never know.
School sure has changed since I was a student. Kids don’t even listen to Cursive anymore
Someone remind me next time I visit Canada to change my display name to "burger family annihilator"
Korean MLB advertising with slogan “it’s big ball chunky time”
MLB’s Korean marketing slogan used to be “It’s big ball chunky time”, and I will never stop thinking about it