He just gets it.

Already posted on overwatch. That cunt Garnacho sets foot in Hertfordshire and there’s two in his dome from a mile away.

A tweet by George Michael I HAVE NEVER AND WILL NEVER APOLOGISE FOR MY SEX LIFE! GAY SEX IS NATURAL, GAY SEX IS GOOD! NOT EVERYBODY DOES IT, BUT.....HA HA!

Happy St George’s Day 🙏🏼❤️

Saw all these guys in Hackney Wick last night.

a man wearing glasses is making a funny face while standing next to a group of people . ALT: a man wearing glasses is making a funny face while standing next to a group of people .

Me when the opposition start singing second again ole ole.

The high of seeing rosenior get sacked has been replaced by the low of imagining Cesc there as manager.

It’s a bold strategy, let’s see how it works out for them.

Via Zoom with no trousers on.

The timing is perfect.

Seriously considering sending Chelsea an email saying I’m available having just left my position at Pafos fc. They met me when the two teams played. They’ll never check

Can’t believe the raccoon cock hadn’t produced the results we were hoping for.

MR CRAPO

Potential banana skin

Innit. I know evidence that can be used against me when I see it

Might just attach a photo of Rosenior and say something like “targets are symbolic, I move too fast to be hit but my aim is deadly”

3. Drug Toby and fuck him
4. Oh

Genuinely forget about it then make up a load of shit on the fly and they seem happy with that. No one involved wants to do it.

“Where is the evidence?”
“In front of your eyes daily”

Love having to give myself more work for the same pay. So nice

Anyone want to write my work targets and objectives for the next year because I don’t give a fucking shit tbqhwy.

Malo Gusto with your name like a rich & nutty lungo (110ml) Nespresso pod.

#LadsArmy

Rectum? Fucking tore it apart!

For the benefit of the national team ahead of the World Cup™️? That’s really thoughtful of you Tim.

Good start for Chelsea

If he dies, he dies.

Ignoring the signs the universe sends because I’m not convinced of Gabriel Martinelli’s ability to not piss me off.

No idea why I’m watching football, i hate football.

And clouds #420

I assume every one in their right mind is blowing bubbles tonight.