what's the boss eyed prick saying now? So migrants can force people out of their homes, but good old British mouth breathing morons can't? Those same morons lap this nonsense up, so I guess his words aren't laughed at by everyone.

didn't see that coming

me nerves!

I genuinely think he wanted a new challenge. These are footballers earning a huge amount of money. They’re not following a mate. It’s not school.

Do you seriously think that would have influenced his decision? Trent wanted to go and experience playing in Spain; earn more money, new culture, and different playing style. Whether LFC win the league for the next 5 years wouldn't have changed a thing in his mind. Players aren't tribal like fans

He's Nunez. There will be plenty of teams after his sort of clinical finishing, sharp decision making and moustache growing.

Just tried to pay for my pick 'n' mix at Cineworld with a fifty pound note & got told they don't accept them?

So I had to give her two twenties & a ten instead.

a polite turndown, disappointment morphing into unfathomable devastation and critical existential self-analysis, curtains closed during the daytime, takeaway wrappers piling up, discarded tear-drenched handkerchiefs, unbrushed hair and teeth, and wall-to-wall episodes of Bangers and Cash.

Indeed. It's the same rule for eating a banana.

you're assuming you'd get a word in edgeways... I 'unconsciously unload' in my sleep. It's strange, because I talk to no-one when I'm actually awake.

it still is in my case

living the dream. I'm got a date with a microwave meal and an arctic roll this weekend. Counting the days.

You can also be put in an Etch-a-Sketch and frustrate the kids from beyond the grave.

Alice in Litherland

I love this - I'm getting the same in my garden, it's so busy this time of year. Also woodpeckers. dunnocks, and these lads

Cover band?
Anal Prolapse?
Michael McIntyre?

Can we endure another 90-plus minutes of watching out-of-form players trying in vain to play themselves back into form, while all the time losing confidence and focus? Will Slot rest some of them in order to bring them back refreshed and energised for the last 3-4 games?

Great choice of soundtrack. Unchained Mallardy

it's dead easy for a temporary fix mate, it will get rid of the pain from any exposed nerves, and it will stop food and infections

DIY fillings at home - it's like a clay

ignore them. they're tossers.

a rabid dog that ate an industrial size paper towel before melting. What three year old wouldn't want that for a cake?

try Fuji 9 or equivalent. Not sure it will last 3 years though.

It's required for flippant burgers.

the original flour power band

they did get a bit sour over the amount of dough

Agree. But great to see Jota doing Jota things again.

Does he not receive the news?

I’d take a draw tonight.