Not only is tubing mascara the best mascara formula invention ever, it is maybe the best invention ever period

You know what my favorite song about teeth is? ‘the Rains of Castamere.’ Wait no….actually, sorry that’s about claws”

I wonder if that drunk gal in Philly remembers us making a 2am pact to come back in exactly one year and nail Wild Wild West karaoke together #Iremember #down

One day, I wanna be watching this movie and actually get to see George Bailey get to go to fucking Europe ffs poor guy

I think I could get away with a While You Were Sleeping.

It just got on my rotation!! Love!!!

This band rips 😍

Did the cry emoji on posts for two different beloved small venues closing :(

Over the Garden Wall season

Torture your Capricorn friend having a wedding by asking for the Pinterest board for every step of the way

The great shock of my life is that Gildan ended up producing the softest shirt

I don’t think Courtney Love has social media anymore so I have to go through her depop to get a piece of her freaky thoughts depop.app.link/ILe9hRn6lXb

Knowing that you can in theory use instantcart for spirit of Halloween is dangerous information I wish I didn’t have

I would like to arrange marriages for all my single friends

Can’t handle you dropping third wave coffee in conversation

The only thing I want 100000% more marketing garbage for is the 1962 World’s Fair

Rapture didn’t happen, at least 2 different people playing Audrey Hobert album on different floors all is well

Discussing the roommate rent plan for the upcoming rapture

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Following zero people on social media is the corniest of all pop star moves

I have endless energy and creativity for always making the dumbest stage plot possible

This isn’t cool to say but I want people at Oasis to post more vids of them playing

my WRUW playlist this AM with @kid-tigrrr.bsky.social @comradebree.bsky.social @lisaprank.bsky.social @marthadiy.bsky.social @prettybittermp3.bsky.social @cheekface.bsky.social @hihatchie.bsky.social @tamarberk.bsky.social @popsongsmixtape.bsky.social @thebeths.bsky.social

How do I permanently block any think pieces, news or updates about Sydney Sweeney from every feed

There is no age I will stop throwing theme parties at

I made Robin listen to this long boring dream I had earlier today and then just now just left her a 60 second voice memo about my guilt on this huge spider I killed and how I think we had a past life connection I severed with the flush murder how much money do I owe her :(

I think camping appeals more to people who have not done years of DIY touring

Ben told me he thinks the real Rasputin was prob a combo of David Bowie, Donald Trump and Russell Brand.

A beautiful August afternoon to shop for LOTR shower curtains

Nothin like the last day your hair will look good before having to wash it