unironically a beautiful and effective way to keep grifters out. if you get filtered by an anime catgirl popping up for 2 seconds because it's too cringe and gay for you was your heart really in the systems programming?

hieroglyphs code #coding #software #programmerhumour #tech #programming

> "Trust me bro, this new tech startup isn't a pyramid scheme"
> Looks at codebase:

Fight stick found at my local FGC tournament

Punch-Out!! (Prototype) - Glass Joe [0:39.25] (Audio Faithfully Restored!!) YouTube video by zallard1

I did a speedrun of Glass Joe on the newly discovered prototype of Punch Out! It doesn't play any audio though, so I ended up doing a complete restoration of the audio using very advanced tech.

Please hear the tech you won't regret the tech.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9Fj...

But I'm always Visible!

Portal comic. Currently Wheatley is on the mainframe and GLaDOS is a potato. Wheatley: Look, for the record, I'm just saying that I THINK that within the next 2 years. AI will have replaced most major pollinators. GLaDOS: ...Just keep pretending to ignore him, he'll probably... The text on Chell's shirt: Agreed. We should ignore him. GLaDOS: Are... you? Doing that? On purpose? With your shirt? The shirt: No, I am the shirt. Please don't let the person wearing me know I can do this.

GLaDOS (to Chell): Hey, I need you to lift me up so I can get a good view of your upper torso. For... normal reasons. Chell complies. GLaDOS: Thanks. The shirt: You really know how to talk to the ladies! GLaDOS: Come on. The shirt: Anyways. Want to know my deal? I'm the ghost of Cave Johnson. Told the lab boys to make me immortal. Didn't say how. GLaDOS (shorting out in surprise): WHAT??? The shirt: Hahahaha. No I'm fucking with you.

GLaDOS (to Wheatley): Hey, you up there! Wheatley: Hah, are you finally gonna admit I'm right? GLaDOS: No, I need you to look at the human's shirt. And tell me what it says. Wheatley: ...That's a trick question innit. GLaDOS: No, I actually want to know. Wheatley: You're trying to make me stare at a woman's chest so I look sexist. GLaDOS: I'm asking you an actual question. Wheatley: I've never done it, ever. Don't even know what they have there. Never will, because I'm not sexist. Or maybe this is an advanced ploy to make it look like I can't read. I can, I mean I do, so much. Love books. Been reading the Odyssey. Not sure if you know that one, but I'm already on the part with his son... GLaDOS: That's the start of the book. Wheatley: SHUT UP!!!!! SHUT!!!! UP!!!! Chell looks down at her shirt to see the text says "get ketchup on me for twenty extra points".

Horse Magnifier by wer8888 game where you magnify horses

i made a game about magnifying horses #gamedev
wer8888.itch.io/horse-magnif...

You can also put in a __main__.py in the zip, and you now have the ability to run

$> python business_plan.docx

is anybody else OCCASIONALLY getting old undertow alongside new undertow this fine 11.0??????? huh??????? #compsplatoon

Real, 95% of maps are fun if you are pure of heart

Hammer throw? Hammer high tier now, actually

minus another 75 for pax 2024 ticket surely

Kensaroos got together IRL at Fickle Fest LAN in Sydney on Saturday, placing 4th in some of the most hype Splatoon we've played in our 2.5-year history.

Left to right:
@petey.au inkbrush
@roxystar.bsky.social s-blast
@NES-Rovys swig
@totallynottails.bsky.social edit
@agentcyan-spl.bsky.social coach

lichess.org recap: 122,629 games played 3,234,727 moves played 198 days, 14 hours spent playing favourite time control is rapid most played opponent is AfanasievViktor 0 puzzles solved most played opening as white: Grob Opening: Other variations most played opening as black: King's Pawn Game: Other variations

lichess.org/@/WorstFish 2025 recap

guys i can explain

JUST HAD AN OPENS TEAMMATE NAMED KATE ON VAC RAPID

THIS CAN'T BE A FUCKING COINCIDENCE

WHO THE FUCK IS THIS

ADDRESS ME MF

I would like to issue a formal apology to every team that got absolutely decimated by jumping 3 power clams with a Reefslider. This mode isn't real.

I think this is the best post-tournament pic we've ever taken (and the ftiu run was also cool i guess)

What's that!? YEAH THAT'S RIGHT!!! 🥉3RD PLACE FTIU 88!

@totallynottails.bsky.social This Louie is so FLY
@visiblereality.au Did not crash out over the Brush
@roxystar.bsky.social Went left on Humpback RAIN
@agentcyan-spl.bsky.social REEF CHEESE!!!

GGs to everyone! We're sorry Clam blitz exists!

Sometimes I forget Kensaroos is still a Splatoon team occasionally, most of the time we’re just a group of fellas brainrotting about Australian public transport or Balatro or Deltarune

smots gaming

GGs to everyone we played against in FTIU 83!!

WE WON BRONZE BRACKET!!

Big thank you to @agentcyan-spl.bsky.social for playing with Kensaroos and we wish them luck.

@visiblereality.au - 3rd fragging!
@totallynottails.bsky.social - First Bracket win
@roxystar.bsky.social - 1 Roxilian kills

A solid 30% of the people I consistently play comp Splatoon with are aroace or on the ace spectrum cheers folks you’re all cracked

happy pride

IMPORTANT

This post is very late, but we have a new banner! Thank you so much @crombld.bsky.social and Ivy for the art to commemorate Oceanink Series 11! <3

Left to right: @visiblereality.au @roxystar.bsky.social @petey.au @totallynottails.bsky.social

Kensaroos wheeled ourselves out for another rare tourney appearance, tying for 5th in Twilight Zones #0 Gold Bracket!

- @agentcyan-spl.bsky.social Dread
- @visiblereality.au Ttek
- @totallynottails.bsky.social Edit
- @petey.au Pen
- @roxystar.bsky.social Range Blaster

hey uhm im so sorry but im a competitive splatoon player not the actual grubhub… thats just my game name

im so sorry but we're a competitive splatoon team not an actual youtube to mp4 conversion service